The milkshake comes out of my nose

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You will have to deal with the fact that I know almost nothing of this place, ok? so i wont exactly give too many details about it, and I'm too lazy to look stuff up.

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Harry tries to feed Darcy, but he is... well... not good at it. But of course he's not, I don't think he does it much, on the other side I've been doing it for four years. So once Jack finishes eating I feed Darcy.

It was nice quality time with the boys. At least until people found out where they were and started to look at us from the window. See, that's why I thought it was a bad idea. But we had already finished eating, so it was fine.

We go out through the back door to avoid getting moved. The boys take a van that will take them who knows where, while Harry, the kids and I make our way to the streets of Sydney. With some guards, of course.

He's carrying Jack while I have Darcy. We enter a candy store and let the kids down.

"You can go look for one candy-" I start but Harry interrupts me.

"Two" I sigh.

"Fine two candies, and bring them back here so I can buy them alright? They nod and go look at the candy in the back of the store. Harry and I stay near the counter, but we still have a great view of the kids and the rest of the store. The guards stayed outside the store while they wait for us. I look back at Harry and notice the black hat on the top of his head.

"When did you get the hat?" I ask pointing at it. He takes it off and looks at it.

"A few months ago Zayn and I-" He stars explaining.

"No i mean today, when did you put it on?"

"Oh, I've had it on the whole day" He says shrugging. I take it away from his hands and place it on my head.

"It looks better on you" H e says smiling, then pulls me in for a kiss.

"Ewww" I hear Jack say and Harry chuckles, he then covers our faces from Jack with the hat and kisses me again. I break the kiss when Jack pulls on my thighs. I look down and he holds up a bag of gummy bears and red lolly pop.  I place them on the counter and not two seconds latter Darcy runs to me with a bag of gummy octopuses (yes they exist, and they are delicious) and hard candies pineapple flavoured. I place her candies on the counter and Harry pays for them, since he is the one carrying the notes. The boy selling the candy asks of a picture with Harry and once they finish we leave the store. I pick up Jack and he picks up Darcy. I take Jack's lolly and Darcy's hard candies and pace them inside the diaper bag. We walk around the buildings ans the kids happily eat their candies. Every once in a while Jack gives me a gummy bear. I think Darcy does the same with Harry because Every few minutes I hear Harry say yummy.

We stop in a small coffee shop and sit down in a table, that's not near a window. I order a vanilla milkshake and Harry gets some coffee. The waiter hands us our orders and leaves, I can tell she holds herself back trying not to rape Harry or something, which makes me smile. You know since she doesn't want to ruin our date or make it awkward. I don't know if Harry notices it, because he is so hypnotized by the smell of his coffee, but I think he does. Jack and Darcy eat their candies and steal sips from my milkshake.

There's a small TV in the front of the store which is behind Harry. Some gossip program is playing and I watch it but don't really pay attention. Well at least until I hear my name. I look up and, since I was taking a sip, half of the milkshake goes out my nose and the other half out my mouth. I keep coughing not getting over the shock. I watch the screen but since I'm choking on the milkshake my eyes get teary. And when Harry stops cleaning himself for my milkshake and saliva he stands up and stars patting my back while I try to recover. I point at the screen now feeling better and Harry takes in a gasp in surprise. We both stre at the screen procesing the information.

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Hey! How are you guys? I hope you are being crushed by a train while you read this.

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Ok no, I hope you are good.

Uhhh, Oh yeah, some of you said kids this age go to school and talk correctly. I know they go to kinder garden but meeh! And well, at least here, four year old's don't talk fluently or correctly. Maybe its because we are dumber here? I don't know.

Also the shipping name will be Berry Stylemint which is cute :)

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Hey, QUESTION!

How do you guys think I look?

What, its just curiosity.

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