"SEND NUDES" | Vkook

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Jeoncock
S E N D N U D E S

You

Jeoncock
Ahhh! Sexy

My text actually meant "hey wassup wachu doin?"

You
And how does "send nudes" mean "hey wassup wachu doin?" ?!?!?

Jeoncock
It just does, okay?

You
Bye

Jeoncock
No don't go

I wanna ask you something

How does porcupine fuck?

You
Go and ask it to a porcupine

Jeoncock
As if they'd tell me

You
Go and check it on google dude, stop irritating me.

Jeoncock
I thought you were smart

You
I'm not, now leave

Jeoncock
Stop behaving so grumpy

Okay one last question

You told me that you like someone

Just tell me, if that someone is he or she?

You
It's none of your business

Jeoncock
Come on bruh, we're brothers from another mothers *as well as fathers*

You
Not ya bro dude

Jeoncock
Hey don't worry, it's still a "-with benefits " kinda relationship ;)

You
Fuck you

Jeoncock
Actually you're bottom, so let me fuck you :)

I still need the answer to my question, is it he or she.

You
Doesn't matter anymore, the person whom I like would never like me back. He's not gay.

Jeoncock
So you're gay... hmm

And

It's never too late to change someone's sexuality :)

You
One's sexuality can't be changed.

Jeoncock
Did you try to find out if he's a bisexual?

You
HE'S NOT INTO MEN

Jeoncock
Oh come on, it's not like he told this to you on your face

You
Yeah... but

No

Wait

How'd you know that I found it through someone else?

Jeoncock
Haha... that's obvious. You never asked me

You
Asked you what?

Jeoncock
Never mind, btw I can help you out with your crush ;)

You
I told you already, he's not into men

Jeoncock
And he didn't say this to you, right? You still have chances dude. You can try.

You
I can....?

Jeoncock
You just have to do what I say... and trust me he'd be all yours.

You
Why are you even willing to help me?

Jeoncock
Because I'm impatient

You
And what are you impatient about?

Jeoncock
I just wanna see you happy, okay?

You
Okay?

Jeoncock
Okay!

So, it's almost 12am he'd probably be in bed. Text him a sweet goodnight message.

You
Okay.

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You
Yoongi hyung! I hope you had an amazing day today, and I hope you sleep well. Sweet dreams :)

Yoongi♥️
What's up with you? Anw goodnight to you too

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Taehyung smiled at the screen as a yawn escaped his mouth

I think I should just sleep

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You
I just did, and I'm really sleepy... so goodnight jungkook :) thanks for helping me. I hope it works.
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Jungkook smiled at the phone screen before typing a goodnight message to Taehyung and laying on the bed.

He's being so obvious

Jungkook pushed his legs in the air in excitement, and held the pillow on his face trying to cover the blush that was creeping on his cheeks.

Ahhh... I cant breathe

He loosened the grip on the pillow and fell asleep in the position smiling like a maniac.

He likes me

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I💜U

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