Jimin and jungkook are texting (You: Jungkook Jiminiepabo: Jimin) _____________________
Jiminiepabo If potatos are called living when they're on the plant and dead when we remove them, then aren't vegan people eating dead bodies excreted by the plants? Then why are they even called vegan? They're eating something that's dead and was alive
You It's 5 in the morning mother fucker
Jiminiepabo And you seem awake, posting your boyfriends pictures on Instagram MoThErFuCkEr
You HeSnOtMyBoYfRiEnD
Jiminiepabo You wish he was
You Remember how Yoongi said 'no homo' after fucking the shit out of you? Well that sounded more painful
Jiminiepabo Don't you get me started with that
You That's actually a funny thing. Fucking someone merciless and then saying 'no homo'
Jiminiepabo He seems like a homophobic
You He's definitely not, otherwise he wouldn't be friends with Taehyung
Jiminiepabo From Taehyung, I wanna ask you... how did you manage to bring him to your bed? He seemed like a stubborn kid.
You We didn't do anything.. I gave him a spare bedroom. But something weird happened....
Jiminiepabo What?
You My hormones suddenly came out and started jumping, they were so wild
Jiminiepabo I-
You I was so tempted to go in his room and touch him, and start pounding in his fine ass, and leave hickeys all over his body, and then go for few more rounds, and and and shittttt It took everything in me to not touch him when I walked into the room he was sleeping in. So I just took a picture of him and admired it all night pumping my little friend.
Jiminiepabo I choked on my spaghetti
You Are you having spaghetti? Right now?
Jiminiepabo I didn't had dinner last night, the concert didn't go well in LA
You What happened?
Jiminiepabo Nothing in practical, it was just me
You What happened to you?
Jiminiepabo I was getting constant hards on, I was literally imagining Yoongi everywhere. He's a fucking sex god.
You I don't wanna hear it, cockslut
Jiminiepabo Says the one who was mastrubating while looking at his lovers picture
You I have to take care of something... i gotta go
Jiminiepabo Wait.... were you just? Oh hell no...... you horny slut
Seen
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BTS COMEBACK IS MAKING ME INSANE, IM NOT READY... please someone stob it
I'm gonna post memes because I feel so low of myself today, anw they make me smile, so haha
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That's definitely me
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I literally get in trouble even if I pinch them, like tf?
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