Jeoncock
S E N D N U D E SYou
Hi jungslut!Jeoncock
Hey husband!I had to leave busan due to some circumstances, don't miss me too much ;)
You
1) I'm not your husband
2) I don't careJeoncock
Ouch!You
Bye boyJeoncock
No wait, I wanted to ask you somethingYou
I don't know how pig fart smellsJeoncock
But that wasn't the question :/You
Then, I don't know how whales fuckJeoncock
That's not my question either :/You
I don't know why Clay Jensen skipped Bryce and give the tapes to the counsellorJeoncock
What the... I just wanted to ask what flavour do you like?You
Are you buying condoms? Because I'm not having sex with youJeoncock
Bro....You
I think, the fuck notJeoncock
I was making a cake for Jackson you bitch ass hoe, he once told me that he likes the same flavour cakes like TaeTae hyung, I couldn't ask him because he would've felt bad that I didn't remember his fav flavourNo wait
I didn't mean to call you TaeTae hyung. That's what he call's you
You
I literally snorted after reading that 'Tae Tae Hyung' I mean, Ik you're a disrespectful kid and would never call me hyung, so...Jeoncock
FlavourYou
First entertain me, I'm boredJeoncock
Hi bored, what's your favourite flavour?You
Bye boyJeoncock
Please Taehyung, I just wanna surprise my little brother.You
Strawberry :)Jeoncock
Remind me to buy some strawberry flavoured condoms in future ;)You
Fuck youJeoncock
Anw when are you coming back to Seoul?You
Don't know, we still haven't found the previous owner of the lake houseJeoncock
Probably he/she must be deadYou
I don't think so, a body was found in an abandoned farm area last night. The way of killing was exactly the same, I think the person is back.Jeoncock
Lmao you're scaring me, anw byeYou
Going so soon? Haha byeJeoncock
Love you bro with 0 benefitsYou
Fuck you hoe with 0 shameSeen
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Don't kill me, but these are so funny
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