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Jeoncock
S E N D N U D E S

You
Hi jungslut!

Jeoncock
Hey husband!

I had to leave busan due to some circumstances, don't miss me too much ;)

You
1) I'm not your husband
2) I don't care

Jeoncock
Ouch!

You
Bye boy

Jeoncock
No wait, I wanted to ask you something

You
I don't know how pig fart smells

Jeoncock
But that wasn't the question :/

You
Then, I don't know how whales fuck

Jeoncock
That's not my question either :/

You
I don't know why Clay Jensen skipped Bryce and give the tapes to the counsellor

Jeoncock
What the... I just wanted to ask what flavour do you like?

You
Are you buying condoms? Because I'm not having sex with you

Jeoncock
Bro....

You
I think, the fuck not

Jeoncock
I was making a cake for Jackson you bitch ass hoe, he once told me that he likes the same flavour cakes like TaeTae hyung, I couldn't ask him because he would've felt bad that I didn't remember his fav flavour

No wait

I didn't mean to call you TaeTae hyung. That's what he call's you

You
I literally snorted after reading that 'Tae Tae Hyung' I mean, Ik you're a disrespectful kid and would never call me hyung, so...

Jeoncock
Flavour

You
First entertain me, I'm bored

Jeoncock
Hi bored, what's your favourite flavour?

You
Bye boy

Jeoncock
Please Taehyung, I just wanna surprise my little brother.

You
Strawberry :)

Jeoncock
Remind me to buy some strawberry flavoured condoms in future ;)

You
Fuck you

Jeoncock
Anw when are you coming back to Seoul?

You
Don't know, we still haven't found the previous owner of the lake house

Jeoncock
Probably he/she must be dead

You
I don't think so, a body was found in an abandoned farm area last night. The way of killing was exactly the same, I think the person is back.

Jeoncock
Lmao you're scaring me, anw bye

You
Going so soon? Haha bye

Jeoncock
Love you bro with 0 benefits

You
Fuck you hoe with 0 shame

Seen

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Don't kill me, but these are so funny

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