"SEND NUDES" | Vkook

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{these are the contact names saved in each of their phones}

Unknown
Hey!

Daddyyoongs
??!?!?!

Unknown
Does '??!?!?!' mean hey?

Daddyyoongs
No idiot, I'm asking 'do i know you?'

Unknown
Oh well... yes you do, it's your no homo buddy

Daddyyoongs
Jay?

Unknown
No wtf

Daddyyoongs
Mark?

Unknown
No :/

Daddyyoongs
Minho?

Unknown
How many 'no homo' buddies do you have? WTF?

Daddyyoongs
Rodger?

Unknown
*facepalm*

Daddyyoongs
Ahhh... hoseok

Unknown
YOU FUCKED HOSEOK HYUNG?

Daddyyoongs
Jungkook?

Unknown
YOU FUCKED JUNGKOOK?

Daddyyoongs
No bruh, but you said hoseok hyung... so I thought

Unknown
It's park jimin

Daddyyoongs
Who?

Unknown
No fucking way

Daddyyoongs
:/

Change contact name to "cute mochi"

Cute mochi
I just wanted to ask you what were you doing 2 days ago?

Daddyyoongs
I can't tell you that if I don't know you

Cute mochi
*pretending to not be hurt*

Daddyyoongs
I was sleeping dude

Cute mochi
Weren't you on a date with Tae?

Daddyyoongs
Tf? Obviously not

Cute mochi
K

Daddyyoongs
Btw we can meet up again, kitten ;)

Cute mochi
*attached file* That's my address daddy|

*attached file* Thats my|

*attached file*|

attached file deleted

Cute mochi
You dickface

Daddyyoongs
Love you too kitten

Seen

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{jimin texting jungkook}

Jiminiepabo
Yoongi wasn't with Taehyung on Friday, probably Taehyung lied to you

Kookie
You sure?

Jiminiepabo
100%

Btw thanks for Yoongi's phone number ;)

Seen

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