"SEND NUDES" | Vkook

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*jungkook and Taehyung are texting
Jeoncock: Jungkook
You: Taehyung *

Jeoncock
S E N D N U D E S

You
Hello to you too jungkook

Jeoncock
I was thinking.....

What if someone dies in the middle of sex due to the lack of stamina? Wouldn't it be the saddest death? The poor thing didn't even got to Cum

You
You're texting me in the middle of the night to share your stupid thoughts?

Jeoncock
Nope, I wanted to ask you something

You
What is it?

Jeoncock
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable if it comes from cocoa bean, and all beans are vegetables?

You
I- I don't know

Jeoncock
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?

You
Bye boy

Jeoncock
No....

Okay for real

Who's Irene?

You
How do you know Irene Noona?

Jeoncock
You had posted a picture with her on Instagram

You
I don't remember?

Jeoncock
It's been a while. Now tell me who's she?

You
She's Baekhyun hyung's childhood friend

Jeoncock
Then why are you two so close?

You
I- what?

Jeoncock
Jackson says y'all looked like a couple when she brought breakfast in the morning

You
LOL, jungkook.... she's a lesbian

Jeoncock
She is?

You
She even has a girlfriend, lmao

Jeoncock
Ohhh.... cool

You
Get some rest, it's already 3am

Jeoncock
One last question

Please

You
Sigh... go on

It's already been 5 minutes jungkook wtf are you typing?

Jeoncock
Would you go on a date with me?

Tomorrow?

You
I- uhh it's not kind of possible for me to go on a date with you tomorrow

Jeoncock
Then how about day after tomorrow? Or maybe Saturday? Any day is okay with me

You
No... you don't get it jungkook. We can't go on a date

Jeoncock
Why is that?

You
Yoongi hyung is coming to busan..... tomorrow.

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Have an amazing day reader, I love you so much

Btw does anyone here like Taegi?

They make me so soft... i love them more than oxygen