"Yo, Jonas--"
"Hello! Did you know that--"
"OK HOLD THE F*CK UP."
"WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU MIRACULOUSLY CHANGE ALL OF MY CONTACTS?"
"..."
"--some gorillas play tag"
"Seriously--"
"Congratulations on obtaining your fifth fact in a row. Please call again soon."
Two words: Fuc--
*beep*
YOU ARE READING
Subscribed to a b*tch
HumorRated R for foul language. --------- What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person? --------- "Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian "Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your fir...
