"Hello?"
"CASSIE- wait, you're not Cassie."
"Indeed, I'm not."
"May I ask who this is?"
"I'm Damian, Cassie's friend."
"Uh-huh..."
"Can I please speak with her?"
"Um... She's currently busy right now. Maybe later?"
"Dude this is a 911 emergency kinda sh*t."
"Why is it that important for you to speak with my girlfri- I mean, Cassie?"
"..."
"Well..."
"Noah, who are you talk--"
"CASSIE!"
"... Damian?"
"You know this man?"
*chuckles*
"Yes, he's my friend... why is he--"
"CASSIE 911!"
"Well this should be interesting..."
*mumbles*
*laughs*
"Noah, it's fine. You don't have to be jealous."
*mumbles*
"Stop being so cute..."
"HELLOO?!"
"ANYONE THER--"
*beep*
"God f*cking dammit..."
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HumorRated R for foul language. --------- What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person? --------- "Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian "Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your fir...
