"Ok this is bullsh*t. Tell me who did it already."
"Tsk tsk tsk. Patience is key."
*grumbles*
"Fine. If you're not gonna tell me, you have to answer this next question."
"No, Damian, it wasn't me."
"Shut up b*tch, I haven't asked."
"Ask away then."
"..."
"Well?"
"When did Cassie get a boyfriend?"
"Ok how the f*ck is this so funny?"
"Dude, you've been pinning over Cassie for what feels like forever!"
"I have NOT!"
"Move the f*ck on."
"Sure Damian. Sure."
"You barely even know the girl. How did that even happen?"
"..."
"Damian?"
*beep*
"Hm... interesting..."
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HumorRated R for foul language. --------- What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person? --------- "Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian "Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your fir...
