"Hello! Did you know that you are a complete b*tch?"
"Excuse me?"
"..."
"Who am I talking to?"
"This is Gisele, who is this?"
"Why the f*ck do you sound like Siri?"
"I do not know what you are talking about."
"I'm very pissed right now so don't even give me that bullsh*t."
"What happened?"
"Someone messed with my contacts"
"Interesting. Do you know what else is interesting?"
"Wha-"
"There are about three pounds of bacteria living in your stomach."
"That's not interesting. That's just f*cking gro--"
"Congratulations on obtaining your fourth fact in a row. Please call again soon."
"God f*cking dam--"
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HumorRated R for foul language. --------- What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person? --------- "Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian "Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your fir...
