"Dude what the f*ck am I supposed to do?"
"Ask everyone for their numbers again?"
"No, I'm too lazy. There were like 100+ people in my contacts..."
"...They were mostly hot chicks, weren't they?"
"Hell yeah. F*cking Bella took all my babies..."
"You're gonna threaten Bella into spilling, aren't you?"
"I'm gonna threaten Bella into spilling."
"You know that's not gonna work. She's stubborn."
"Then what do you suppose I do?"
"How bout seducing?"
*gags*
"GROSS! NO! THIS IS BELLA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!"
"THE GIRL I'VE HATED SINCE PRE-SCHOOL."
"Stop laughing."
"Vince, I swear to god."
"Ok ok I'm s-sorry."
"It was a good suggestion--"
"You're supposed to help me!"
"You could ask nicely."
"That's your forte."
"Then sorry, dude, I've got nothing."
"Dammit..."
"God I hate that b*tch..."
"Hey, don't call her that."
"Why not? It's the perfect nickname; Bella B*tch."
"See? It's even an alliteration."
"But that's not nice."
"Whatever."
...
"By the way, how'd you get my number?"
"I memorized it."
"Cool."
"Mhm."
"Welp. I gotta go."
"Why?"
"Cassie just discovered she's going to become an aunt and she's squealing Noah's ears off."
"Vince to the rescue~"
"Lol okay I'll catch you later."
"See ya."
*beep*
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HumorRated R for foul language. --------- What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person? --------- "Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian "Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your fir...
