Lexa opened her eyes. She was lying down on what appeared to be soft, white, fluffy clouds. She sat up and saw that she was no longer wearing her hoodie or any of her normal clothes, but a plain, white dress.
Lexa stood up. "Am I dead, is this Heaven? Wow, I would've expected to be taken to Hell."
"No, you're not in Heaven, not just yet," responded a lady with long, black hair, a white dress and wings. She was sitting with one leg over the other in the air, as if there was a chair underneath her. She shuffled a couple of papers in her hands.
"But you're an angel and we're currently on clouds, so like, this is Heaven, righ-"
"No, you are definitely dead, but not in Heaven, not yet, I'm the one who decides on whether you go to Heaven or to Hell."
"Oh great, so that means I am going to Hell."
"Don't worry, I'm sure that you're not that bad of a person."
Lexa laughed nervously. "Yeah, right..."
The angel took out a couple of pieces of paper, that were stapled together, from the pile. She took the pile of papers and put them next to her. Instead of dropping to the ground, the papers floated in midair. "Okay, let's see." She picked up the stapled pieces pieces of paper.
The angel's eyes scanned the paper. Only a few seconds later, the angel choked on pure air, she coughed a bit.
"Um, is anything wrong...?" Asked Lexa hesitantly.
The angel carried on looking at the papers, flicking through them, and then she looked at Lexa.
"Lexa, we have a, uh, bit of a problem here, for you at least," said the angel.
"What is it..?"
"In order for someone to enter Heaven, they need to be a generally good person and they need to have not committed any sins," explained the angel.
"But I am a good person!" complained Lexa.
"Yeah, well, according to these papers you're not," said the angel.
"What did I even do!?"
"Oh boy," said the angel, "where do I even start...?"
"Pfft, it can't be that bad."
The angel looked at the papers and then looked back at Lexa. "Is it true that you almost stabbed your brother Leon at the age of five?"
Lexa was quiet for a moment or two. "That was an accident..."
"It says right here that you did it on purpo-"
"I was five years old okay!?"
The angel checked the papers again. "And is it true that at the age of nine you went on holiday to the USA?"
"Yeah, what's bad about that?"
"According to this, you apparently tried to illegally smuggle in kinder eggs..."
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Lexa: Pèñtâgráms Øf Hystèrîá
ParanormalTell me, who would be stupid enough to summon a demon? Who would be stupid enough to travel to the depths of Hell? Who would be stupid enough? Lexa would. Why did she summon a demon you may ask? Because she can.
