Know Your Stars (Love Live School Idol Project and Love Live Sunshine Edition)

Nico Yazawa

Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol

Annonucer: Welcome back to another episode of "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition". Allow me to bring out your host, The Voice.

Audience: (cheers)

Voice: Thank you! Thank you everyone! And welcome back to another episode of "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition". Allow me to bring out this chapter's guest. Here's Ms. Nico Yazawa.

Nico: (comes on stage waving at the crowd and sits in her seat) Nico, Nico, nii! Hello everyone! I'm Nico-nico Yazawa! Nico nii!

Voice: Nico, the audience would really like to get to know you. Mind if I share a few facts about you to the crowd.

Nico: Anything for the fans.

Voice: Alright then, let's begin shall we? Nico Yazawa...she's secretly a 13-year-old magical girl named Cure Yell (thanks PayanoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (laughs)

Nico: (raises an eyebrow) What? A magical girl named Cure Yell? Okay, a few things. First of all, I'm 18, not 13. Second of all, I'm not a magical girl. Though, it would be kinda cool to become one. Just image, a school idol magical girl. That would literally be super cool. 

Voice: Nico Yazawa...she only joined BiBi for popularity (thanks  PayanoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (laughs)

Eli and Maki: (glares at her)

Nico: What?! Come on you guys, that's not the reason at all. I joined BiBi because I wanted to, not for some shallow reason to gain popularity.

Voice: That's what all shallow people say.

Nico: I'm not really like that! Honest!

Voice: Are you sure?

Nico: Well, Uh...

Voice: Nico Yazawa...she's the mother of Ruby Kurosawa (thanks PayanoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (laughs)

Nico: (raises an eyebrow) What? I don't even have any children!  Also, Ruby and I don't really even look alike. Where did you even get that from? Some sort of meme or fanfic? Cuz, those things are NOT canon to the actual manga or anime.

Voice: What do you mean? Didn't you and Maki do the nasty and had Ruby? She's the spitting image of Maki. Talk about chip off the old block! Am I right or am I right?

Nico: (blushes) What?! Maki is literally the last person on Earth that I would make love with!

Voice: Sure she is

Nozomi: (smirks) Wow, I didn't think Nico would actually get with it with Maki. I'm a little jealous that you got into Nico's pants before I let Eli get into mine.

Eli: (blushes madly) Nozomi!

Maki: (blushes bright red) I never had sex with her and I never will plan on doing it. She's the last person on Earth that I would reproduce with!

Nozomi: You say that now, but wait until the future. Tsundere. 

Maki: (grits her teeth)

Honoka: Nico? Having teen pregnancy?

Umi: SHAMELESS! (faints)

Kotori: Umi-chan! Don't die on us!

Hayano: Stay with us!

Rin: Nya! I got it. (splashes Umi with cold water)

Umi: Ah! 

Rin: Problem solved.

Voice: Nico Yazawa...she's a pedophile and loves attacking little kids for their money. (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (ooooh)

Nico: What?! That's literally sick! I don't attack children for money! And I'm not a pedophile! 

Umi: Shameless! Thats it! I'm calling the police!

Eli: I already did.

Nico: You traitors! I'm not a pedophile! I'm not a child rapist!

Cops: (busts into the studio pointing guns at her) FREEZE DIRTBAG WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

Nino: (puts her hands up) What?! Officer I swear! 

Cop: It's too late for swearing now. I just got a report about having sex underage and pedophilia. I'm afraid you are gonna have to be put under arrest. (handcuffs Nico and halls her away)

Nico: NO! Officer please! This is all just a big misunderstanding! Get your hands off me! You there voice, you soiled my reputation! I hope you go to jail soon!

Voice: Now you know...Nico Yazawa, the pedophile mother of Ruby who happens to be a magical girl and only joined Bibi to become more popular

Audience: (cheers)

Nico: They don't know anything! You made me look like a total lunatic! Someone help me! (gets thrown in the police car and the cops drives away) I don't wanna go to jail!

Voice: See ya in 13 years Nico! 

Which character would you like me do do next? What "facts" should I say about them? What will be their and the audience's  reactions to each claim? Let me know in the comment section below.