Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...
Audience: (cheers)
Voice: This is, "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition", give it up for your host, the Voice!
Audience: (cheers)
Voice: Thank you. Now then, today's guest is coming here for her second time, give it up for, Ms. Ruby Kurosawa.
Audience: (cheers)
(Ruby nervously walks onto stage and takes her seat)
Voice: Ruby Kurosawa...plays the electric recorder in a band called, the "The Rough Redheads" and Riko and Maki's a part of the band.
Audience: (laughs)
Honoka and Chika: Maki?! Ruby?! Riko?! You've been performing with another band behind are backs?!
Ruby: Well, in music class, it was required to learn how to play the recorder but I'm not in a band called "The Rough Redheads", I'm in an idol group called, "Aqours". Also, I don't think an electric recorder exists.
Maki: I'm in no other band other than Muse!
Riko: And I'm in no other band other than Aqours!
(Then Erza Scarlet, Ichigo Momomiya, Eijirou Kirishima, Souma Yukihara, Akane Hino, and Kyouko Sakura comes on stage)
Akane: Hey Ruby! Riko! Maki! Wanna have band practice after this? I brought your electric recorder Ruby. (Akane and then puts her mouth on it and shocks herself)
Ruby: I'm not in any other band.
Maki: Neither are we.
Voice: Then explain this band poster.
(a giant screen appears. It was a picture of Ruby with a recorder, Maki with a keyboard, Riko with a viola, Erza with an electric bass, Akane with drumsticks, Souma with an electric guitar, Kyouko with a keytar, Ichigo with a bell, and Eijirou with a cowbell.)
Audience: (cheers)
Voice: So when's the next concert?
Ruby: There will be not concert. That's not real.
Voice: Okay guys, mind waiting in the audience until your bandmate is done with her interview?
(All the characters go off stage)
Voice: Ruby Kurosawa...she's tired of Dia caring for her so she goes out drinking with the first years. (thanks -asunaberserk for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps)
Voice: Here's a pic to prove it.
(a picture of Ruby, Yoshiko, Hanamaru, Leah, Maki, Hayano, and Rin at a bar drinking)
Dia and Sarah: MY SISTER HAS BEEN UNDERAGE DRINKING?!
Umi: Underage drinking is a shameless and disgraceful act!
Ruby: Gangsta for life sista!
Dia: (turns pale)
Voice: Ruby Kurosawa...likes to search up adult stuff. (thanks -sunaberserk for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps)
Dia: Ruby! Do done this to you?! Nozomi?! Mari?! Yoshiko?!
Yoshiko: YOHANE!
Ruby: Gangsta for life sista! I don't need to take orders from you!
Yoshiko: Yeah Ruby! You tell her!
Dia: (glares at Yoshiko)
Yoshiko: What?
Voice: Ruby Kurosawa...she's sick of Dia and plans on to not listen to her anymore.
Ruby: I'm kinda tired of Dia babying me. I want her to stop telling what do and she's not the boss of me! Gantaruby! (tears off her clothes revealing black ripped clothing.)
Yoshiko: Alright Ruby! (goes on stage)
Ruby and Yoshiko: Descend! (runs out of the building)
Dia: (cries) My little sister! She' gone! I've lost her to Satan! (cries more)
(Mari and Kanan pats Dia's back)
Voice: Now you know...Ruby Kurosawa. The girl who is in a band and plays the electric recorder and hates having Dia on her back all the time.
Audience: (cheers)
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Know Your Stars (Love Live School Idol Project and Love Live Sunshine Edition)
FanfictionWatch your favorite school idols get humiliated in the public eye when a disembodied voice says "true facts" (lies). This is basically a parody of "Know Your Stars"segment from the Nickelodeon show "All That" but in Love Live Style. I do not own Lo...
