Know Your Stars (Love Live School Idol Project and Love Live Sunshine Edition)

Dia Kurosawa

Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol

Announcer: Welcome everyone once again to another episode of "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition". Today's guest will be one of the members of Aquors. She's a third year in high school and is president of the student council. Introducing, Ms. Dia Kurosawa.

Audience: (applause and cheers)

Dia: (enters the stage waving) Thank you all. And thank you voice for the introduction. (sits in her seat)

Voice: You are most welcome. Mind if I share the crowd a few facts about you?

Dia: I don't mind. Go right ahead.

Voice: (giggles) Okay then, let's begin. To open things up, Dia Kurosawa...is married to Kanan Matsuura and has Hanamura as their child (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (laughs)

Dia: I wouldn't say, married. Kanan and I were only cosplay as parents and Hanamura was only pretending to be the child. Then she started taking this cosplaying a bit  more seriously.

Voice: Oh yeah? Then what's this?

(a giant screen appears revealing pictures. Once was a picture of Kanan in tuxedo carrying Dia who was wearing a wedding dress bridal style. In the background, it revealed the rest of Aqours except for Hanamura wearing match brides maid dresses. Another picture reveals Dia in a hospital bed holding a baby and Kanan was next to the bedside)

Dia:  Is this some kind of a joke? That's Photoshop. It is obviously fake. This whole marriage thing is fake. It didn't actually happen. I'm not actually married to Kanan and Hanamura is not my child. Okay?

Voice: Dia Kurosawa...she sells Aqours songs to other artist for money (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (ooohs)

Dia: (raises and eyebrow) Boop! Boop! Wrong fact! Selling Aqours songs to other artist for money? That's down right treason. I would never do such a thing like that. 

Chika: Dia?! How could you?! 

You: You traitor!

Dia: Don't believe any of these slanderous lies! The voice is nothing but a huge liar. 

Voice: Dia Kurosawa...wants to be a bad influence on her younger sister Ruby

Dia: I do not.

Voice: ...So that she can smoke, cuss, and take and sell drugs (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (gasps)

Dia: That's insane! I would never corrupt my own sister or make her take that route. I don't  even want to take that route myself. I want the best for my sister. I want her to be a good person. I don't want to set a bad example for her. Don't you ever think otherwise, and that goes for everyone watching this right now.

Ruby: Yeah, I don't do drugs nor do I swear and I promise I won't.

Voice: Dia Kurosawa...she has her own shrine of Eli Ayase and also wants to sleep with her (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (laughs)

Dia: What?! This is ridiculous. People including Muse is gonna get the wrong impression of me. True, I do admire Eli, I'll give you that, but not in that sort of way. I would never do such things so degrading and eldritch such as making a shrine of her and sleeping with her. If Muse is watching this right now, Eli will thinking I'm a psychopath and Nozomi would be furious. I refuse to let you ruin my good image with those muckraking lies. 

Voice: Now you know...Dia Kurosawa, the wife Kanan and mother of Hanamura who's a bad influence on her sister, sells Aqour songs to other artist, and has a shrine of Eli who she wants to sleep with

Audience: (cheers)

Dia: They most certainly do not!

Voice: Yes they most certainly do.

Dia: Every single one of your claims are completely false! Where do you get your information from? I demand to know your sources! I'm not married nor do I have a child! I would never take advantage of Aqours and sell songs for my own needs! I do not want to be a bad example for my sister! And another thing, I do not have a shrine of Eli. Nor do I want to sleep with her! You have a duty to correct your misinformation! I am so going to report you to the authorities! Are you even listening?! Hello?!