Know Your Idol...Know your Idol...Know Yoir Idol...Know Your Idol
Audience: (cheers)
Announcer: Welcome back to Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition. Allow me to bring you your host, The Voice!
Audience: (cheers)
Voice: Thank you all and once again, welcome back to another chapter of...
Audience: Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition!
Voice: That's right. Today's guest is a member of Saint Snow from Love Live Sunshine. Please give a warm welcome to Ms. Sarah Kazuno.
Audience: (cheers)
(Sarah enters on the stage and waves at the crowd and sits down)
Sarah: Hello everyone.
Voice: Now let's get to it. (clears throat) Sarah Kazuno...is gay for Dia (thanks Elichi_2007 for requesting this)
(Dia and Sarah's faces turn red as a tomato. The audience then turns their heads to Ruby and Leah whose jaws were hanging)
Ruby: (in her head: "No!!!!! WHY?!!!!! THIS COULD RUIN MY CHANCE WITH LEAH!)
Leah: (in her head: "Are you F***ing kidding me?! I won't have a shot with Ruby at this rate.)
Sarah: W-w-what are you talking about? That's silly. I'm not gay for Dia.
Voice: Then what's with the blush tomato girl? You're as red as Maki and Ruby's hair.
Sarah: Um, it's the heat? (nervously smiles)
Voice: Mhm, sure. Anyways, Sarah Kazuno...autotunes her voice (thanks Elichi_2007 for requesting this)
Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: NO I DO NOT AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ASK MY SISTER!
Voice: Okay then, Leah, have you or your sister Sarah, use autotune before in any of your lives in any song you've ever performed.
Leah: No.
Sarah: See?
Leah: Wait, actually, there was this one time when- (covers her mouth) Crap.
Voice: Ha! Exposed by your own sister!
Sarah: Okay that was one time but that was when we began being idols but then we-
Voice: Save your lies.
Sarah: When this show is over Leah, you are so dead!
Leah: Hey, I just being honest.
Voice: One last thing.
Sarah: This better be true.
Voice: Sarah Kazuno...has and reads KotoUmi, NozoEli, NicoMaki, DiaSarah, YouRiko/YouChika, TsubaHonk, RinPana, RubyLeah, and KananMari lemons on her Wattpad account. Wow, that is a mouthful. (thanks Elichi_2007 for requesting this)
Sarah: WHAT?! That's ridiculous! I do not read lemon!
Voice: Explain THIS then to all the people who are watching this right now.
(a giant screen appears revealing Sarah's wattpad account which are filled with a bunch of KotoUmi, NozoEli, NicoMaki, DiaSarah, YouRiko, TsubaHonk, RinPana, RubyLeah, and KananMari lemons)
Audience: (gasps and gags in disgust)
Dia: Disgraceful! I just lost all my respect for you!
Umi: S-SHAMELESS! (turns bright red, nosebleeds, and faints)
Random Person: Lemon?! I think I'm going to sick. (about to vomit but covers her mouth and runs to the bathroom)
Sarah: What the-How did those get there?! I never added any of those stories to my library!
Voice: Why don't you tell us?
Sarah: Stop making me look bad!
Voice: Now you know...Sarah Kazuno...the perverted lemon reader who uses autotune and is gay for Dia.
Sarah: No they do not!
Voice: Yeah they do.
Sarah: You got everything wrong about me! I am unsatisfied! State your sources of where you got all that false information from! I want to do this over please! Anybody? Hello? Are you still here?
Update: Which love live character should I do next? (It can be from SCP, Sunshine, or the games. You can also do characters from any of those series who are not idols like family members)
What "facts" should I say about them?
What will be their and the audience's reactions to each claim?
If you want an aftermath story, which character should I do next?
What should it it be about?
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Know Your Stars (Love Live School Idol Project and Love Live Sunshine Edition)
FanfictionWatch your favorite school idols get humiliated in the public eye when a disembodied voice says "true facts" (lies). This is basically a parody of "Know Your Stars"segment from the Nickelodeon show "All That" but in Love Live Style. I do not own Lo...
