Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol
Audience: (cheers)
Announcer: Hello fellow audience and readers! Welcome back once again to a new chapter of "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition". Here's your host, put your hands together for, the Voice.
Audience: (cheers)
Voice: Thank you! Thank you everyone! Welcome to a brand new chapter of Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition. Today's guest is a nerdy and introverted bookworm with a catchphrase she says in every sentence who is a member of Aqours. Give it up for, Ms. Hanamaru Kunikida!
Audience: (cheers)
(Hanamaru enters the stage waving at everyone. She then takes a seat)
Hanamaru: Hi everyone, thanks for having me here -zura.
Voice: No prob. Now, on with the show. (looks at notes) Hanamaru Kunikida...is oblivious to the fact that Yohane and Ruby are fighting over her (thanks -froggo for requesting this)
Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hanamaru: What? Is this true you guys -zura? This can't be -zura!
(Yohane and Ruby were glaring a each other while fighting.)
Yohane: Say away from my future demon bride!
Ruby: Demon bride?! I'm not even interested!
(they paused for a moment. Yohane had a giant flamethrower wearing a fallen angel costume while Ruby had a sword and shield wearing Armor. They then threw their weapons out and nervously smiled)
Yohane: What are you talking about?
Leah: Stay away from Ruby booknerd! Let's settle this with a duel!
Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ruby: Huh?
Leah: (blushes) Uh, I mean... (runs out of the building)
Hanamaru: Okay what is going on -zura?!
Voice: Hanamaru Kunikida...she is a Pretty Cure called, Cure Zura and is recruiting members. (thanks -froggo for requesting this)
Audience: Wow! Soooo Coooooool!
Chika: I wanna be a member! I can be Cure Mikan (strikes a pose)
Audience: I have the power of idols, Cure Zura!
Hanamaru: Well maybe, but I wouldn't really say that -zura. I just like to cosplay as her. That's all -zura.
Voice: Hanamaru Kunikida...wants her sub unit group AZALEA to be a mega group (thanks -froggo for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Hanamaru: That is not true -zura! Are you accusing me of thinking that I dislike the group and wants them to be better -zura?! I mean, you can always improve but I never said that they were bad.
Voice: Hanamaru Kunikida...watches Dance Moms (thanks -froggo for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Hanamaru: I do watch Dance Moms but I only watched like one episode.
Voice: Hanamaru Kunikida...is a great kisser, so line up and get a smooch from her for $50 (thanks -froggo for requesting this)
Hanamaru: N-no I don't think so -zura. Wait, what -zura?!
Audience: SEXY ZURAMARU! (gets out their money, puckers out their lips and starts running after Hanamaru. Hanamaru screams and runs away)
Hana: WHY -ZURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!
Voice: Now you know...Hanamaru Kunikida also known as Cure Zura, the Dance Moms fan who is a good kisser, is getting fought over between Yohane and Ruby, and wants AZALEA to be a mega group. Let me know in the comment section below who you want me to have on the show next. See ya next time.
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Know Your Stars (Love Live School Idol Project and Love Live Sunshine Edition)
FanfictionWatch your favorite school idols get humiliated in the public eye when a disembodied voice says "true facts" (lies). This is basically a parody of "Know Your Stars"segment from the Nickelodeon show "All That" but in Love Live Style. I do not own Lo...
