Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...
Audience: (cheers)
Announcer: Welcome back everyone to "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition" where you get to know you favorite idols "true" selves. Let's get this show on the road by bringing in your host, The Voice!
Audience: (cheers)
Voice: Thank you, you guys are too kind. Welcome back everyone to another chapter of "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition". Allow me to bring today's guest. She is a member of Muse who is the fashion designer. She's kindhearted but a bit of a pushover, give it up for Ms. Kotori Minami.
Audience: (cheers)
(Kotori enters the stage and waves at the crowd and sits down on the chair in the middle of the stage)
Honoka: YAY KOTORI! GO BIRB!
Kotori: Hi everyone. Thank you guys very much and thank you for having me on the show.
Voice: My pleasure. Mind if I share a few facts about you so the crowd can get to know you?
Kotori: Go right ahead.
Voice: Thank you.
Kotori: My pleasure.
Voice: Kotori Minami...she was forced by Umi to sleep with her. (thanks -frogadieramour for requesting this)
Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nozomi and Mari: HOORAY FOR UMI AND KOTORI FOR LOSING THEIR VIRGINITY TO EACH OTHER!
(Mari waves a rainbow flag while Nozomi pops a confetti canon that shot gray and blue confetti)
Nozomi: The cards were right.
Random Person: KOTO-SENPAI! PLEASE MARRY ME!
Kotori: W-WHAT?! NOT TRUE! NOT TRUE! I NEVER SLEPT WITH ANYONE NOR IS UMI THE KIND OF PERSON WHO WOULD DO THAT!
Dia: UMI! I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS!
Eli: You of all people Umi?
Umi: I did no such thing, I swear. Just the thought of that sounds shameless.
Voice: Kotori Minami...she's been talking to Hanamaru a lot and has even joined her Pretty Cure team. (thanks -frogadieramour for requesting this)
Audience: YAY! KOTORI! OUR OTHER SAVIOR!
Hanamaru and Kotori: WHAT?! I HAVE NEVER SAVED THE WORLD! I AM NOT A PRETTY CURE!
Voice: Kotori Minami...wants people to take her seriously other than this cute, sexy idol. (thanks -frogadieramour for requesting this)
Audience: WOOOOOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kotori: I'm not sexy. I'll kill you. With kindness. But I will kill you if you hurt my friends, Kotori is happy.
Audience: You are still sexy!
Voice: Kotori Minami...her Pretty Cure alter ego's name is Cure Cake. (thanks -frogadieramour for requesting this)
Audience: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kotori: I LOVE CHEESECAKE BUT NOT THAT MUCH! ALSO I AM NOT A PRETTY CURE!
Voice: Kotori Minami...she found out that Mari is actually not Donald Trump's daughter. (thanks -frogadieramour for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps)
Mari: I'M NOT RELATED TO TRUMP!
Kotori: Mari is not Donald Trumps daughter. She is Eli and Nozomi's child.
Mari: You got that right bella! I have Mama Nozomi and Papa Eli!
Eli: Um, Mari? I don't think-
Nozomi: (covers Eli's mouth while Eli muffles through Nozomi's hand)
Voice: Kotori Minami...she has been getting raped by Umi. (thanks -frogsdieramour for requesting this)
Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (whistles and claps in the background)
Kotori: Umi is not a perv, Nozomi is and so is Mari.
Nozomi and Mari: Guilty! Mother daughter perv duo!
Umi: WHAT?! THAT IS SHAMELESS! I WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING!
Dia: YOU UMI SONODA, ARE SHAMELESS I TELL YOU! DO YOU HEAR ME?! SHAMELESS! I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU! RUBY! (hugs Ruby in a protective hug)
Ruby: PIGI!
Dia: Do not go anywhere near this low life, shameless, sex-crazed, dishonorable, disgusting, revolting, disgraceful, perverted faker!
Eli: You of all people Umi?
Umi: I...you guys...I...SHAMELESS! (faints)
Voice: If Umi was bold enough to easily get Kotori to sleeping with her and allow her to rape her, I bet all of you all could do it as well so for a "fun time" with Kotori in your bedroom, please dial this number "1-800-SEX-BIRB" (ps this is NOT a real number) and book yourself an appointment right now. It comes with a pretty price.
Audience: (nosebleed and gets on their phones and begins dialing the number)
Random Person: YEAH! I NEED ME SOME OF THAT BIRB IN MY BEDROOM TONIGHT!
Kotori: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I'M NOT READY FOR THOSE SORTS OF THINGS! I DON'T WANT TO...YOU KNOW...DO STUFF WITH PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW! I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE!
Kotori's phone: You have 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 missing calls.
Kotori: Oh sugar honey iced tea.
Voice: Now you know Kotori Minami...aka Cure Cake, member of Hanamaru's Cure Team that wants to be taken seriously, and was forced to sleep with and get raped by Umi.
Audience: (cheers)
Kotori: They don't anything about me and please cancel those appointments.
Voice: Sure they know you and no I will not cancel them. Have fun in bed with your costumers. HAHA!
Kotori: Miss? You are not a very nice person! Can we talk this out and set this right? Please?
Which Love Live character should I do next? (any characters from both Love Live anime series and Love Live games, any characters I have't done, characters I've already done, supporting characters, etc.)
What "facts" should I say about them?
What will be their and the audience's reactions to each claim?
Aftermath:
Which character should I do next?
What should it be about?
If you have any ideas, let me know in the comment section below.
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Know Your Stars (Love Live School Idol Project and Love Live Sunshine Edition)
FanfictionWatch your favorite school idols get humiliated in the public eye when a disembodied voice says "true facts" (lies). This is basically a parody of "Know Your Stars"segment from the Nickelodeon show "All That" but in Love Live Style. I do not own Lo...
