Know Your Idols...Know Your Idols...Know Your Idols...Know Your Idols...
Audience: (cheers)
Announcer: Welcome back to "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition", here is your host, The Voice.
Audience: (cheers)
Voice: Thank you, now then, coming here for the third time, here is, Ms. Riko Sakurauchi!
Audience: (cheers)
(Riko comes on stage and sits down in the chair)
Riko: You have got to be kidding me.
Voice: Riko Sakurauchi...is a futanari. (thanks WeirdPerson0420 for requesting this)
Audience: EWWWW! (people start gagging and getting grossed out)
Riko: W-what? I-I am not! I don't have a, you know, a male organ.
You: You're a futanari?
Chika: How come you never told us that?
Riko: I'm not!
Voice: Prove it then, slip down your pants.
Riko: (blushes) Ew, no, you pervert! I am not doing something like that, especially not on live television!
Voice: Riko Sakurauchi...hates all straight people. (thanks WeirdPerson0420 for requesting this)
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Random Person: Hetrophobic!
Riko: Excuse me?! I do not hate all straight people!
Hanamaru: Yeah, Riko doesn't hate "all" straight people -zura.
Riko: Thank you!
Hanamaru: She just hates "most" straight people.
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (audience starts throwing rocks her)
Riko: OW! HEY! No I do not! Hanamaru! You're making things worse! When-! OW! This-! OW! Segment! OW! Is! Ow! Over! Ow! You are! Ow! Gonna! Ow! Get it! Ow! Stop throwing rocks at me! Ever heard of sticks and stones may break you're bones?!
Voice: But words can hurt you a ton, which is why I love doing what I do.
Riko: This is torture!
Voice: Riko Sakurauchi...she is secretly a Precure warrior name "Cure Magical" (thanks WeirdPerson0420 for requesting this)
Pretty Cure fans: (cheers and fangirls/fanboys)
Riko: I'm not the only person named Riko you know, there's a ton of other people with the name!
(The Maho Tsukai Precure team is in the audience)
Mirai: Which one is the real Cure Magical? This one? (points to the Riko next to her) Or That one? (points to the Riko on stage)
Riko, Mofurun, Ha-chan: (facepalms)
Riko (Cure Magical): Isn't it obvious? She and I look nothing alike.
Riko: I'm not a magical girl!
Voice: Riko Sakurauchi...thinks that Yoshiko and Nico are annoying. (thanks WeirdPerson0420 for requesting this)
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (throws rocks, food and randomstuff at Riko)
Random Person: Best Girl hater!
Nico: How dare you diss the Best Idol in the world, aka ME! (starts throwing rocks, food and random stuff at her)
Yoshiko: It's Yohane, but still, BOOOOOOOOOOOO! (starts throwing random stuff at her)
Random Person: BOOOO! Riko! You suck!
Voice: Now you know more about...Riko Sakurauchi...the hetrophobic, futanari magical girl who thinks that Yoshiko and Nico are annoying.
Riko: They do not know me! All they know is that they hired an insane host! You know what?! I am so out of here!
(Riko stomps out of the building frustrated)
Riko: (in a low and quiet voice) Well, at least the voice got something right. (Riko looks at her skirt in the area between her legs)
Important announcement:
I heard that there was some sort of Vietnamese website that is stealing books from wattpad and is reposting them as their own. I heard this from bettynoirse123. I am not sure which website it is but make sure to watch out for that and if you can, post this announcement to your own stories to warn others.
Which character should I do next? Here is a list of characters I haven't done yet.
-Erena
-Tsubasa
-Anju
-Ruby
What "facts" (lies) should I say about them?
What will be their, the characters, and the audience reactions to each claim?
If you have ideas, let me know in the comment section below.
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Know Your Stars (Love Live School Idol Project and Love Live Sunshine Edition)
FanfictionWatch your favorite school idols get humiliated in the public eye when a disembodied voice says "true facts" (lies). This is basically a parody of "Know Your Stars"segment from the Nickelodeon show "All That" but in Love Live Style. I do not own Lo...
