Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol
Audience: (cheers)
Announcer: Welcome everyone yet again back to another chapter of "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition" where everyone gets the know your fave idols' "true colors". Give it up for your host, the Voice.
Audience: (cheers)
Voice: Thank you announcer for the intro and welcome everyone back to the newest chapter of "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition". Today's guest is a third year, give it up for Ms. Kanan Matsuura.
Audience: (cheers)
(Kanan enters the stage waving and takes a seat)
Kanan: Thank you for the intro. I'm glad to be here.
Voice: You are very welcome. Mind if I share some "facts" about you?
Kanan: Go right ahead.
Voice: Kanan Matsuura...hates the sea (thanks Ravioli_Dragon for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps)
Aqours: (gasps)
Kanan: WHAT?! That is a total lie! I love the water. 😠
You: When this show is over, you are SO gonna get it!😡
Kanan: You! Don't listen to that voice!😠
Voice: Kanan Matsuura...is in a relationship with her childhood friend, Mari Ohara (thanks Ravioli_Dragon for requesting this)
Audience: (whews and Ooooohs)
Kanan: (blushes) N-n-no way! We are not! I repeat, NOT, a thing!😳😡
Voice: Then what's this?
(a video of a scene of Love Live Sunshine season 2 episode 1 plays with Kanan and Mari outside at night. It was similar but the dialouge and animation was altered)
Video:
Mari: Oh Kanan! (hugs her while rubbing her cheeks on Kanan's breasts)😍
Kanan: Oh Mari.😏
(Kanan starts carrying Mari bridal style. She then starts whispering into Mari's ear)
(Mari starts blushing and giggling)
Mari: (blushes) Oh Kanan. You're such a charmer.😍
Kanan: And you are sexy. In fact, you. Me. You're bedroom. If you know what I mean. (wiggles eyebrows)😏😉
Mari: You got yourself a deal. I feel all horny so let's make some KanaMari babies together.😊
(video ends)
Audience: (cheers and fan girls over the ship, they also take pictures and videos) KanaMari for life!
Dia: (tears stream down her eyes while biting her handkerchief) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?! 😭
(All of Aqours accept for Mari were weeping while biting their handkerchiefs)
You: Now I have another reason to beat her up.😡
Mari: You're all just jealous 😏! (blushes😳) Um, I mean...NO NO NO! We are totally not dating😠!
Voice: Admit it Kanan. We all know you want dat Mari booty! 😏
Kanan: That's not what happened! That wasn't even close to accurate! 😠
Voice: This is from Season 2 Episode 1 of Love Live Sunshine right? The scene with you asking Mari for some of dat Mari booty?
Kanan: NO! That was just some fake animation! I do not want "dat Mari booty"! I was just figuring out what was going on with Mari and I was carrying her. It was nothing sexual! You are lying!😡
Voice: It is totally real.
Kanan: No it wasn't!😫
Voice: Kanan Matsuura...is actually a K-Pop idol along with Maki, and they formed a K-Pop idol group together called "Aqours and Muse Sucks and Maki and Kanan Rocks" going behind her group's back(thanks Ravioli_Dragon for requesting this)
Audience: (all female audience members start screaming and fangirling)
A few girls: Oppa! 😍😍😍😘😘😘
Maki: What is with you people thinking that I'm part Korean?!
Kanan: U-um...Tha-that's not true! I don't even know how to speak Korean! 😣
Voice: Explain this then.
(A video clip of Kanan talking to her parents in Korean plays)
Kanan: Okay fine you caught me. I do speak Korean but I'm not in a K pop idol group!
Another group of girls: Oppa notice me! 😍😍😍😍😘😘😘
Kanan: Um, uh? I'm a girl you know!
Voice: You may be a girl but you are a hit with the ladies.
Kanan: 😫
Voice: Now you know, Kanan Matsuura, the water hating girlfriend of Mari Ohara who is a K Pop idol with Maki going behind her groups back
Kanan: Uh, they do not! What part of that was true?😡
Voice: Um all of it?😌
Kanan: You mean none of it! Where do you get your facts from?! I need an explanation!😡
You: How dare you give the sea a bad name and steal everyone's girl! 😡
Kanan: Okay that's the last straw! If you wanna go, let's go! 😡
(Kanan and You crack their Knuckles and begins beating each other up)
Audience: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!😁😁😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😃😃😃
Female audience: You can do it Oppa! 😍😍😍😘😘😘 (gets out Kanan posters and merchandise)
Chika: You! Stop it!😫
Mari: Kanan! Quit it!😫
Dia: Both of you! End this brawl at once! 😠
Voice: That's all for now! See ya next time on "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition". Don't forget to let me know in the comment section who you want in the hot seat of humiliation next. Take care.
Update:
WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO HUMILATE NEXT? Let me know in the comment section below.
Also, I have a new book, I started an "Azumanga Daioh" edition, of Know Your Stars. You can find it on my wattpad channel. I'll also be doing "Lucky Star" and "K-On" versions of Know Your Stars so don't forget to check it out if you are interested.
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Know Your Stars (Love Live School Idol Project and Love Live Sunshine Edition)
FanfictionWatch your favorite school idols get humiliated in the public eye when a disembodied voice says "true facts" (lies). This is basically a parody of "Know Your Stars"segment from the Nickelodeon show "All That" but in Love Live Style. I do not own Lo...
