iMessage- Reddie ☼

is...she;) hot? 02

the yodeling walmart kid- manny lomeli remix

Stan; yeah, well fuck you!

Richie; what the hell. All I'm doing is talking about my feelings

Stan; you were an asshole to Bev and bill and me

Richie; they weren't listening to me

Stan; that doesn't mean you can tell them to go fuck themselves with a fucking chainsaw

Richie; I'm just trying to express my feelings

Stan; yeah, but don't. That's what we are saying

Richie; why not?

Stan; because it could ruin our whole friend group

Richie; no. it won't

Stan; yes, it will

Richie; if I come out as gay, it will ruin our friendship?

Stan; not ours, I'm talking about u and mike and Ben

Richie; and Eddie?

Stan; Eddie won't talk to you anymore.

Stan; it won't be good, for anyone

Richie; why do you think Eddie won't talk to me?

Stan; cause his mom fucking programmed him to dislike anything she doesn't like

Stan; so... that includes homosexuals and sports and leaving Derry and drinking and sex and girls and junk food and... well you know, literally everything!

Richie; his mom doesn't like me, but he still talks to me

Stan; no, she just doesn't like your mouth

Richie; well she sure as hell liked my mouth last night when I was eating her pussy

Stan; omfg RICHIE! NO!

Richie; I just don't want to lie about who I am

Richie; edspecially... see what I did there!?!

Richie; cause I wanna tell my second bestie

Stan; I appreciate you bumping me up a spot

Stan; I know how you feel... sorta...

Richie; and it's not like I even like him, or anyone in the losers club, it's just I don't want to hide anything from anyone anymore

Stan; now you're making me sound like the bad guy

Richie; well... if the boot fits

Stan; hahaha

Richie; how am I supposed to pretend to be heterosexual?

Stan; idk, pretend to like a girl

Richie; I have the perfect girl for that!

Stan; NOT EDDIES MOM

Stan; or bens

Richie; relax, those cougars aren't ready for all of this!!