sexy times 83

2.6K 146 138
                                    

How was your day? -Mellow fellow+clairo



Eddie; so I got my phone back

Richie; I almost punched Vic for it

Stan; u shoulda punched him anyway

Bev; honestly he's a creep

Mike; yeah and a stalker

Eddie; he was sorta sweet tho, at first, before he turned into the fourth creepiest guy I've met

Bill; who's the first

Eddie; I think we all know

Ben; Patrick

Richie; Derrick

Mike; Henry

Eddie; those are the correct people

Bev; is that the order?

Richie; he's gonna say Derrick is the first one

Eddie; Derrick is the first one

Eddie; wow, am I that predictable

Ben; yes

Mike; lolol

Bill; ok so like my mom wants to see us all one last time before we go off to college

Richie; we still have like 87 days left of summer

Mike; you're leaving in 87 days?

Richie; yeah.

Stan; fuck

Mike; stan there is literally no point in getting a place together then.

Stan; this sucks

Eddie; we only have 87 days together?

Bill; we need to make them count

Richie; oh trust me, Eddie is making them count.

Richie;

Eddie; dude! I  didn't send you that to send to them!

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Eddie; dude! I  didn't send you that to send to them!

Richie; he spends more time in my room then in his ;) wink wonk

Richie, if you look in the corner you can see we just finished fucking

Bev; we don't need to know about your sexy times

Mike; I do

Bill; guys!

Ben; me too, Eddie spill

Eddie; you guys already know how it works

Eddie; especially mike.

Stan; don't attac my bf like that

Mike; haha

Richie; Eddie and mike like it in the ass

Bill; wow, ok, back to me

Bev; yes, bill what do you want

Bill; my mom want you all to come over for dinner next week and bring your parents

Eddie; no

Richie; can I bring the sober one?

Bev; lmao, you and Stan are like the only ones who have parents

Bill; shit- u right. My mom is a dumbass

Eddie; you forgot didn't you

Bill; I mean, Richie's mom came back and Bev lives with her aunt and Ben has a mom and mike has a grandpa and uncle so I mean like you have parental figures in your lives...

Richie; yeah my mom came back, and then she found out my dad was sleeping with my 8th grader teacher

Richie; and then she started drinking again

Eddie; and I don't talk to my mom

Bev; wow, we have bad home lives

Bill; shit I'm sorry guys

Stan; it's okay

Mike; yeah it's fine

Richie; I'll still come to dinner tho

Eddie; yeah same

Bev; me too

Ben; I'll go too

Stan; looks like we are all going

Bill; ok, cool. And my mom is getting us a graduation present or something so like just be warned it's probably gonna be really crappy

Bev; it'll be fine

Mike; that's cool

Richie; *crosses fingers* weed weed weed weed

Eddie; lol

Bill; it's not gonna be weed, richie

Stan; yeah if anything it'll be Advil to take away the headaches you give all of us

Eddie; he gives me a headache

Eddie; wink wonk if ya know what I mean

Bev; omg omg

Ben; ew tmi

Richie; that's right I do 🍆🤤😩💦👅🍆🍆🍆

Bill; welp ok

Bill; we didn't. Need to know that

Bill; also it's gonna be on Sunday next week

Eddie; can't wait

Richie; we should go to the bar in the next town over. They don't card there

Richie; we should go tmmr

Stan; yes!

Mike; I'm down

Eddie; I guess

Bev; I'm the designated driver! I call it

Ben; aww boo

Bev; you snooze you lose

Richie; ok, meet at my place at 7

Bill; cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt

iMessage- Reddie ☼Where stories live. Discover now