iMessage- Reddie ☼

As a pencil 16

loving is easy- rex Orange County

Hoes, it's 3am so idk if this is shit... or if this is complete and utter shit.

Eddie; so I planed a date

Richie; did you now?

Eddie; yeah, a date for Ben and bev, bill and Rosa, mike and Stan, you and Derrick and me and what's her face

Richie; oh oh, yeah. Mike told me about that

Eddie; so you free tmmr?

Richie; yeah, is everyone else on board?

Eddie; yeah. Especially mike he wants to see who likes me, and he wants to meet Derrick

Richie; oh, great.

Richie; so where's the date?

Eddie; Olive Garden??

Richie; isn't that a little romantic?

Richie; what if she doesn't like Romantic dates

Eddie; I'm sure she will

Eddie; and after dinner we will go on a walk through the park and then I'll bring her home

Richie; that sounds amazing

Richie; I wish Derrick would do something like that for me

Eddie; why doesn't he?

Richie; he's a dick. He only wants to have sex.

Eddie; don't you love sex tho?

Richie; not with him

Eddie; welp. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Richie; yeah, now all I do is jerk off

Eddie; I didn't need to know that

Richie; when I look at this one picture all the blood in my body goes right to my dick. I can't help it man

Eddie; what's this picture?

Richie; you wouldn't wanna see it, ya know. You being straight and all

Eddie; hahaha... yeah you're probably right

Richie; anyway, text me to let me know if tmmr is a go.

Richie; cause I have hearts to break and people to fuck

Eddie; ... but u have a boyfriend...

Richie; no man can tie me down!

Richie; except you Eddie

Eddie; hahahahahha that's funny. You and me. Pfhahaha

Richie; uh huh. Totally hilarious.

Eddie; gotta go, Ben said he'd help me with my math homework

Richie; I told you I'd help you with that

Eddie; really? Show me a report card

Richie; you keep report cards?

Eddie; you don't?

Richie; no, I'm not crazy