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Pringles 91

Thankful- meltycanon

OoOUoO yeAhh! I just cleaned a part of my room and now my room looks like 1000xs better.

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Richje; I know I say this a lot but like I want to fuck you

Stan; I know.

Richie; so could we like maybe?

Stan; yeah sure why not

Richie; haha sike! You have been fooled!

Richie; I was talking to Eddie

Stan; wow I'm offended

Eddie; then come to my room and fuck me

Eddie; it's not that hard sis

Richie; I'm definitely hard babe

Stan; shit

Stan; that was smooth

Eddie; yeah wtf

Richie; ok, but can I be real for a second

Eddie; ofc

Richie; I've been taking my meds, but they aren't doing anything

Stan; did you talk to a doctor

Richie; no, my mom says there's nothing wrong

Eddie; she's a drunk whore who is basically the scum of the earth. Where is Bev? We are gonna go kill your mom brb

Richie; no, stop. She's moving out soon. And it's not her fault this time. My dad cheated on her

Stan; with your moms best friend

Stan; who was your teacher

Eddie; Oof

Richie; I know. I fucking hate my dad

Eddie; yeah it's very awkward at the dinner table

Richie; that's why I always try to get you in my room

Eddie; that's why? I thought it was because you wanted to have sex after every meal

Richie; I mean that too

Stan; wow you guys are really going at it huh

Eddie; what about you and mike. Fucking in closets and public restrooms all the time

Stan; he's needy

Richie; WOAH REALLY

Richie; oMG MIKE!!!

Eddie; he very much is a power bottom

Stan; he really is

Richie; WHAT?!?? I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE BOTTOM STAN!!! MY WHOLE WORLD IS SHOOK!!!

Stan; I don't want a dick in my ass.

Eddie; I love that sentence. A lot of straight girls can relate.

Stan; Richie can't rel8

Richie; what can I say. Dick is great no matter where it is. In a mouth, in a ass, in a vagina, in a pringles can, just basically anywhere.

Eddie; true

Stan; fax

Richie; omg I've rubbed off on stan

Stan; well you have been my best friend basically my whole life

Richie; woot woot!

Eddie; wow Richie is like everyone's best friend.

Stan; yeah, how'd he do that

Richie; a lot of sex and dick jokes. Oh and closing myself off to the world.

Eddie; wow

Stan; it just got reAL

Richie; mmhm well, eds I'm gonna have to take a rain check on our fuck session. Apparently they need me at the Aladdin.

Eddie; I love a mans who's on call

Richie; ok, you're gonna be the doctor, not me

Stan; false, it is I who is gonna be the doctor! Haha!

Richie; you do you babe

Richie; I'll do me

Eddie; as long as you don't do each other

Stan; aww man.