This fandom is dead, but I'm still living.
Sorry for the long break- I just didn't really feel like writing.
(Reddie a date is over they got food had a few laughs snuck into the park again where Richie pulled out some cake and beer he had in the back of his car and they got drunk and walked home bc we don't support drinking and driving)
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~the og's or the no g's~Bev: sup pussy
Mike; howdy thot
Stan; stfu it's 4am
Bev; Ik. Guess who just called me
Bill; sleep, please
Bev; Eddie
Ben; why did Eddie call you
Mike; he probably misses Richie
Stan; did he tell you about their date!?!!
Bev; he did indeed
Ben; babe can we discuss l8r
Bill; baBe
Mike; was it good?
Stan; spill
Stan; even tho Richie will spill in the morning
Bev; so apparently Richie took Eddie to a secret spot and preformed, he didn't say what... and then Richie took him to Harry's and they had a lovely meal
Stan; boring
Mike; soft.
Ben; SHHHHH
Bill:^^^ please!
Bev; and then Richie took Eddie to the park and they had cake and beer... odd combo if you ask me...
Bev; and then Eddie called me
Bev; DRUBK!
Stan; drunk*
Bev; going "bevvieee do you have a condom." AT FUCKING 3:45 AM! Like bitch!
Mike; 😳
Stan; pfthaha
Bev; and ofc being the mom™️ of the group I had to let Richie and Eddie practice safe sex so I said yes.
Bev; and then Richie pops on the phone and goes "ooo what have you and Ben been up too?" And then I'm like ok hoe, u wanna fuckin fite?!
Stan; this is somehow worth waking me up
Mike; this is gr8
Bill; bye I don't need this shit
Ben; ur muted
Ben; good night
Bev; so Eddie takes his phone back and says "can I have one please?" All innocent like and I'm in bed like bitch u ain't slick
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RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}