iMessage- Reddie ☼

A filter 04

Sunflower- Rex Orange County

Guys this has nothing to do with the other reddie book. It's like a clean slate. :)

Richie; hey

Eddie; hi

Richie; I need to tell you something

Eddie; does this have to do with the fight u and Stan had

Richie; no

Eddie; what?! Why won't you tell me

Richie; stan said I shouldn't, and I thought about it, and he was right

Eddie; what the hell, I wanna know!

Richie; maybe later

Eddie; but bill knows.

Eddie; and Bev!

Richie; yeah, but that's because I didn't know bill was in the group chat and I needed the advice of a woman

Eddie; what, do u have a girlfriend the stan doesn't approve of and u wanted advice on how to fuck!?

Richie; hahaha

Richie; sure, we'll go with that

Richie; anyway, back to the whole "I need to tell you something"

Eddie; uh huh

Richie; well now that I think of it it's more of a question

Eddie; Mmk

Richie; ya one thing you'd change

Eddie; that makes no sense

Richie; about me?

Eddie; idk, your perfect the way you are, all of us losers are

Richie; right, but if there was something you'd change about me what would that be?

Eddie; idk, I'd probably give you somewhat of a filter.

Eddie; like you'd still be able to speak your mind 100% of the time, but the filter would just make you think of what you are really saying before you say it

Richie; hmm ok thanks

Eddie; why did u ask that?

Richie; cause I'm going on a date and I want to be perfect!

Eddie; wow, someone wants to go out with you? Ha!

Eddie; how ugly is she?

Richie; that's rude Eddie

Eddie; hahaha

Richie; and you say I need the filter

Eddie; what?! Come on rich, I was just messing around.

Richie; Hahahaha same here

Richie; you actually think I could ever be mad at you, Eddie? Hahaha

Eddie; well you got me good

Richie; lol

Eddie; have fun on your date

Richie; I'm actually really nervous

Eddie; why?

Richie; because this person is 22

Eddie; dude that's illegal

Richie; no it's not

Eddie; dude, yes it is. You're 17

Richie; I'll be 18 soon

Eddie; but it's still illegal

Richie; oh my goodness you too

Eddie; what, is this what you fought about with Stan?

Richie; no, Bev

Eddie; you told Bev before u told me! What the hell!

Richie; why do you care?

Eddie; cause I thought we were best friends

Richie; stan is my best friend

Richie; and bill is yours

Eddie; no, u have passed him, but you might be last if you don't start sharing things with me

Richie; well you're still my #02

Eddie; I'll tell you something about me if you tell me

Richie; idk Eddie, mine is kinda a big deal

Eddie; bigger deal than seeing Patrick give Henry an hj

Richie; wtf! No way!

Eddie; yeah, it was fucking disgusting

Richie;... it was?

Eddie; yeah, come on Rich, two guys together? Especially them, gross.

Richie; oh.

Eddie; ok, now u tell me

Richie; mine is bigger than a gay hj.

Eddie; really?

Richie; yeah. Sorry Eddie, I just think it's better to be a secret right now

Eddie; yeah yeah.

Richie; don't be mad

Eddie; I'm not mad

Richie; yes you are

Eddie; honestly I'm not lol.

Richie; good, cause I couldn't have my #03 guy mad at me

Eddie; why did I move down a spot?

Richie; no reason, just for some competition

Eddie; between who?

Richie; you and Bev

Eddie; she better watch the fuck out

Richie; haha