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Richie; why did you ignore me at school today?
Eddie; because
Richie; well Bev said u ignored her and Stan yesterday
Eddie; and?
Richie; what the hell is your problem?
Eddie; everyone! you, stan, Bev, ben, mike, bill. All of you
Richie; okay, and why is that?
Eddie; cause they all know some huge secret you are all hiding from me
Richie; ben and mike know?
Eddie; YES!
Richie; but I made sure not to tell them
Eddie; well someone told them but why won't you tell me
Richie; I want to, I really do.
Eddie; then why won't you?
Richie; because, the way you act, and talk about what I'm hiding, I don't want to tell you.
Eddie; what the hell!!!
Richie; I don't know who told mike and Ben, but I'm serious, if and when I find out they are going to pay.
Eddie; just tell me
Eddie; I promise I'll keep it a secret
Richie; Eds, you know I'd love to, but I just can't tell you. Okay?
Richie; at least not right now.
Eddie; well fuck you
Richie; when and where?
Eddie; ew. Gag. No. Gross. Gay, no no no no
Richie; ... ok then
Eddie; I hope you are joking
Richie; about what?
Eddie; us fucking
Richie; ofc I was joking, I'm seeing someone
Eddie; good, cause to guys fucking is just plain disgusting
Richie; ok, fuck you.
Eddie; what?
Richie; did you ever stop and consider one of your friends might be gay?
Eddie; no lol
Richie; well one of your friends is gay, I'm not saying who. They haven't even come out yet, I just read their texts once, but seriously you're so fucking stupid
Richie; why the hell would you say shit like that.
Eddie; what? Now you're mad at me?
Eddie; omg fuck this. Bye Richie.
Richie; you know what,.?!
Eddie; no, what?
Richie; I'm gay. I'm seeing a guy named Derrick, and he is hot, and he is 22
Richie; so fuck off you asshole
Eddie; wait,.. you're gay?
Richie; yeah, and you're homophobic. Gtfo
Eddie; but-
-Richie to Bev, Stan, Bill-
Richie; ok, which one of you fuckers told mike and Ben about me?
Stan; wasn't me
Bev; it wasn't me
Bill; was me
Richie; bill!
Richie; seriously
Stan; did they tell Eddie?
Richie; no, I did
Bev; what?
Bill; what did he do
Richie; I was literally gonna punch him in the face.
Richie; he was being so homophobic over a joke and then I was like you know what!?.!),&:'s fuck it
Stan; dude
Bill; good for you
Bev; are you okay?
Stan; does he hate us?
Richie; no, we hate him! Got it?
Bev; why?
Richie; cause he doesn't like me for a stupid reason
Richie; you should reduce people down to their sexual preference
Stan; that's true
Bill; I'm sorry dude
Richie; I gotta go.
Bev; wait what's up?
Richie; some one is at my door
Bev; txt me after
Bill; or call
Stan; bro, no one calls anymore, it's super awkward
Bev; ^
Bill; wow, sorry
Richie; umm guys...
Bev; who's at the door?
Stan; it's probably his boyfriend
Stan; he probably forgot he has a date tonight
Bill; or it's aliens
Bev; or it's his great great great great granddaughter from the future here to warm him about a mistake he made that will ruin the future
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RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}