I love you so- The Walters
Eddie; mike, dude, i think someone likes you
Mike; really? who?
Eddie; and i know that ben likes some one too
Mike; yeah. he likes bev
Eddie; and Bill, he likes this girl, rosa or something
Mike; who likes me tho
Eddie; ok, listen its just a theory, but i think stan likes you
Mike; wait!? really?
Eddie; yeah, but you like sara... right?
Mike; my ex?
Eddie; your ex? since when???
Mike; since like last week
Eddie; and you didnt tell me?
Mike; you seemed a little pre-occupied
Eddie; with what?
Mike; your grades, and apologizing to Richie.
Eddie; nooo. well, yes with the grades thing, but not richie
Mike; stan thinks he likes you
Eddie; do you like stan????
Mike; possibly
Eddie; asdfjklqweriop yay
Mike; do you like richie?
Eddie; no
Mike; are you sureee???
Eddie; yeah, dude, im straight.
Mike; but how do you know?
Eddie; cause ive seen porn and girls are hot
Mike; dude.
Eddie; what? tits are great
Mike; you sound like richie
Eddie; sorry.
Mike; anyway... do you think stan actually likes me? bc like, hot damn
Eddie; yeah, you should ask him out.
Mike; really..??
Eddie; totally!
Mike; yeah, ok, ill do it.
Eddie; and while you're at it, can u ask richie who likes me, cause he said someone liked me
Eddie; and ive only ever had one girlfriend and she cheated on me so
Eddie; do you mind?
Mike; sure, ill ask
Eddie; thanks, cause if i had to ask richie one more time i would have died
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RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}