boredom- tyler, the creator
Ben; well, if u really think about it they are prefect for each other
Mike; but don't you like Bev?
Ben; of course I like Bev, what's not to like!?
Mike; so why do you think Bev likes Richie?? Or vice versa
Ben; because she is always near him, touching him and laying her head on him and kissing his cheek
Mike; well maybe she like you and has trouble expressing her feelings
Ben; yeah, no way.
Mike; well do you really think that Richie likes her?
Ben; it's hard to tell.
Ben; but they are perfect for each other
Mike; how so
Ben; they are literally like the same person but different genders
Mike; I always thought Richie was gay
Ben; HA! Yeah right!
Mike; well in our friend group, do you really think everyone is straight
Ben; I mean I thought stan was gay
Mike; what if Stan and Richie are dating!?!?
Ben; that would make bev available
Mike; she was never not available
Ben; if Stan and Richie are dating I'll shit my pants out of joy
Mike; very graphic, thanks for that
Ben; yeah, lol no problem
Mike; Eddie just texted me
Ben; what did he say??
Mike; he asked if I knew anything about Stan and Richies fight they had earlier
Ben; how much earlier?
Mike; idk I'll ask
Mike; he said the fight they had yesterday
Ben; I know nothing about that
Mike; same here
Mike; I didn't even know they were fighting
Ben; bro, are we outcasts
Mike; bro I hope not
Ben; now I wanna know what the fight is about
Mike; I'm sure they will tell us at school tomorrow
Ben; yeah, but if they don't, I know a weak link
Mike; me too
Ben; bill
Mike; Bev
Mike; right, bill, that's what I meant
Ben; Bev is a tough cookie
Mike; yeah, she's a badass
Ben; I love her
Mike; I know
Ben; lmao
Mike; dude, I met this girl, she's super hot
Ben; yuh-huh. That's great
Mike; her name is Selina
Ben; sike, I ship it
Mike; lmaooooo
Mike; anyway, she works at that grocery store in the next town over
Ben; how often do you go to gorham
Mike; like twice a week.
Ben; ooo does she like you
Ben; are you dating
Ben; are you gonna have kids soon!?
Mike; yes, no, and no.
Ben; aww
Mike; yeah, but I'm gonna asked her out
Ben; THIS IS GREAT
mike; I was thinking that you could ask bev out too and we could go on a double date
Ben; *literally hyperventilating at the thought*
Mike; you'll be fine
Mike; you still have 2 weeks
Ben; your waiting two weeks to ask her
Mike; yeah, I gotta up my flirt game
Ben; should I up mine?
Mike; nah, yours is just right
Ben; well then. I guess we are going on a date then
Mike;... yeah... not like that tho lolol
Ben; oh, hahaha I see what I did
Mike; lol, I love ya dude, but not that way
Ben; hahaha same here man
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RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}