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boredom- tyler, the creator


Ben; well, if u really think about it they are prefect for each other

Mike; but don't you like Bev?

Ben; of course I like Bev, what's not to like!?

Mike; so why do you think Bev likes Richie?? Or vice versa

Ben; because she is always near him, touching him and laying her head on him and kissing his cheek

Mike; well maybe she like you and has trouble expressing her feelings

Ben; yeah, no way.

Mike; well do you really think that Richie likes her?

Ben; it's hard to tell.

Ben; but they are perfect for each other

Mike; how so

Ben; they are literally like the same person but different genders

Mike; I always thought Richie was gay

Ben; HA! Yeah right!

Mike; well in our friend group, do you really think everyone is straight

Ben; I mean I thought stan was gay

Mike; what if Stan and Richie are dating!?!?

Ben; that would make bev available

Mike; she was never not available

Ben; if Stan and Richie are dating I'll shit my pants out of joy

Mike; very graphic, thanks for that

Ben; yeah, lol no problem

Mike; Eddie just texted me

Ben; what did he say??

Mike; he asked if I knew anything about Stan and Richies fight they had earlier

Ben; how much earlier?

Mike; idk I'll ask

Mike; he said the fight they had yesterday

Ben; I know nothing about that

Mike; same here

Mike; I didn't even know they were fighting

Ben; bro, are we outcasts

Mike; bro I hope not

Ben; now I wanna know what the fight is about

Mike; I'm sure they will tell us at school tomorrow

Ben; yeah, but if they don't, I know a weak link

Mike; me too

Ben; bill

Mike; Bev

Mike; right, bill, that's what I meant

Ben; Bev is a tough cookie

Mike; yeah, she's a badass

Ben; I love her

Mike; I know

Ben; lmao

Mike; dude, I met this girl, she's super hot

Ben; yuh-huh. That's great

Mike; her name is Selina

Ben; sike, I ship it

Mike; lmaooooo

Mike; anyway, she works at that grocery store in the next town over

Ben; how often do you go to gorham

Mike; like twice a week.

Ben; ooo does she like you

Ben; are you dating

Ben; are you gonna have kids soon!?

Mike; yes, no, and no.

Ben; aww

Mike; yeah, but I'm gonna asked her out

Ben; THIS IS GREAT

mike; I was thinking that you could ask bev out too and we could go on a double date

Ben; *literally hyperventilating at the thought*

Mike; you'll be fine

Mike; you still have 2 weeks

Ben; your waiting two weeks to ask her

Mike; yeah, I gotta up my flirt game

Ben; should I up mine?

Mike; nah, yours is just right

Ben; well then. I guess we are going on a date then

Mike;... yeah... not like that tho lolol

Ben; oh, hahaha I see what I did

Mike; lol, I love ya dude, but not that way

Ben; hahaha same here man

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