Rich and sad- post Malone
Shorter chapter hoes, I'm tired
Richie; I'm sad, stanny
Stan; and why is that
Richie; me and eds are over
Stan; what?! Why
Richie; I had to break up with him
Stan; what do you mean you had to? You guys were happy, right?
Richie; I had to, his mom was gonna kick him out.
Richie; I couldn't ruin his relationship with his mother just because we are dating
Stan; you love him!
Richie; I know
Stan; you love him so much you let him go :')
Richie; I'm literally crying in my floor right now
Richie; and you are making jokes.
Stan; I'm not making jokes
Richie; and Eddie said he loved me. He actually said it.
Stan; dude- that's a big deal
Richie; I know!
Stan; he's not going to be happy with you on Monday at school
Richie; I'm not gonna be happy with me at school
Stan; I honestly don't know what to do in this situation
Richie; can you come over and bring tissues
Stan; ofc
Richie; I hate myself
Stan; you did what you thought was right
Richie; I hate sonia.
Richie; my dumbass fucking id10t future mother in law
Richie; do you think I could sue for emotional distress
Stan; honestly, no. But you could definitely try
Richie; I want to kill her
Richie; but then Eddie would hate me
Stan; eh. I think that's very debatable
Richie; he was fucking sobbing
Richie; it was so hard to see him like that.
Richie; it made me want to puke
Stan; you've got it bad
Richie; are you on your way?
Stan; yeah. I had to put pants on
Richie; you were already in bed?
Stan; yeah it's 10:30
Richie; pussY
Stan; responsible human*
Richie; fucking pussy ass hoe*
Stan; I'm gonna excuse that, because you're hurting
Richie; thank you
Stan; no
Stan; np*
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RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}