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Cigarette Daydream- cage the elephant

I'm back binches... enjoy 

Eddie; I miss youuu

Stan; I miss you too

Richie; he was talking to me slut!

Eddie; I was talking to ben

Ben; ooo! Yay!

Mike; I c I c

Bill; oh shoot

Eddie; haha

Richie; he hates me... it's all good

Eddie; Gurlie I don't hate you.

Bev; whomst r u?

Eddie; ?

Richie; she call me sweet dAAaaAddY what a beautiful dream

Eddie; and who is calling you daddy?

Stan; me

Mike; le gasp

Bill; wtf I'm mad confused

Bev; why is Eddie acting weird

Eddie; I'm trying to find myself.

Richie; so I planned our date, eds. It's spectacular

Eddie; it better b

Mike; I wanna go on a date!

Mike; STANNNN!!! Ask me on a date!

Stan; baby, would you like to go get dinner with me this week?

Mike; no.

Stan; excuse me!?

Mike; I kid I kid.

Stan; I don't see a baby goat

Mike; no sweetie, no.

Richie; well if you'll just excuse us from your little love fest over there...

Eddie; lol

Ben; that was cute tho. You ruined it, you dick.

Richie; that's my name;)

Bev; that's honestly so weird to me

Bev; like how is dick short for Richard

Richie; how is bill short for William?

Eddie; how is Eddie short for Edward?

Ben; ... Eddie... you're wrong

Eddie; it b like that some times

Bev; it really do be.

Richie; so anyways, Eddie, you. Me. My place Friday. 7.45

Eddie; sure thing

Bev; y'all are cute as heck

Eddie; I try.

Richie; he doesn't tho. He's just naturally that adorable

Stan; PDA!!!

Mike; make room for Jesus!!!

Eddie; already done been did

Richie; really?!

Bev; cool.

Ben; hello. He is mine!!

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