Drowsey- Banes World
I was gonna post this may 7th but I decided it wasn't finished, and that I could 100% do better... but like this is that crap I ended up with so sorry??
Monday 5:30 am
Richie ; fuck me im the asshole
Stan; uh... did u mean to send that to Derrick?
Richie; no.
Stan; well, I'm flattered, but no
Richie; I'm scared stan.
Stan; and why is that?
Richie; my dream last night, I was on a date
Stan; where did u go on the date?
Richie; the movies.
Stan; tsk that where u went wrong
Richie; trust me, that's not where I went wrong buddy
Stan; what happened in the dream?
Richie; so I was walking toward the theater with him and we go in and take our seats, cause u know how it be
Stan; yes, I am familiar with the seat selection process
Richie; anyway, we sat down in the back and the movie started
Stan; what movie!?
Richie; idk, listen.
Richie; so I turn to him and we start making out
Stan; *gasp*
Richie; and I hear a crash from the movie and I turn to see what's happening and then I turn back
Richie; AND ITS FUCKING EDDIE RIGHT NEXT TO ME
Richie; THIS IS YOUR FAULT STAN!
Stan; and how is it my fault?
Richie; bc u said Derrick looked like Eddie
Stan; I knew deep down in your subconscious u liked Eddie
Richie; no!
Richie; the dream isn't even over
Richie; Eddie is just sitting there looking hot as fuck and I'm like shit I need to kiss this boy right now or I'll explode
Stan; I see youuuuu
Stan; also... CUTEEE!!
Richie; but like, it's not like I need to kiss him,
It's like I need to hop on his dick until my body can't take it anymore! Ya know!?Richie; and so I go and straddle the poor boy and grind on him and kiss him and before I know it we are getting kicked out of the theater and we go to the bathroom and fuck!!
Stan; oh my goodness, I didn't need to know that.
Bev; wtf!? U like Eddie?
Richie; what the hell where did u come from?
Bev; been here the whole time
Bev; u texted the group chat
Richie; ur joking
Ben; I wish she were
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iMessage- Reddie ☼
RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}