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Drowsey- Banes World

I was gonna post this may 7th but I decided it wasn't finished, and that I could 100% do better... but like this is that crap I ended up with so sorry??

Monday 5:30 am

Richie ; fuck me im the asshole

Stan; uh... did u mean to send that to Derrick?

Richie; no.

Stan; well, I'm flattered, but no

Richie; I'm scared stan.

Stan; and why is that?

Richie; my dream last night, I was on a date

Stan; where did u go on the date?

Richie; the movies.

Stan; tsk that where u went wrong

Richie; trust me, that's not where I went wrong buddy

Stan; what happened in the dream?

Richie; so I was walking toward the theater with him and we go in and take our seats, cause u know how it be

Stan; yes, I am familiar with the seat selection process

Richie; anyway, we sat down in the back and the movie started

Stan; what movie!?

Richie; idk, listen.

Richie; so I turn to him and we start making out

Stan; *gasp*

Richie; and I hear a crash from the movie and I turn to see what's happening and then I turn back

Richie; AND ITS FUCKING EDDIE RIGHT NEXT TO ME

Richie; THIS IS YOUR FAULT STAN!

Stan; and how is it my fault?

Richie; bc u said Derrick looked like Eddie

Stan; I knew deep down in your subconscious u liked Eddie

Richie; no!

Richie; the dream isn't even over

Richie; Eddie is just sitting there looking hot as fuck and I'm like shit I need to kiss this boy right now or I'll explode

Stan; I see youuuuu

Stan; also... CUTEEE!!

Richie; but like, it's not like I need to kiss him,
It's like I need to hop on his dick until my body can't take it anymore! Ya know!?

Richie; and so I go and straddle the poor boy and grind on him and kiss him and before I know it we are getting kicked out of the theater and we go to the bathroom and fuck!!

Stan; oh my goodness, I didn't need to know that.

Bev; wtf!? U like Eddie?

Richie; what the hell where did u come from?

Bev; been here the whole time

Bev; u texted the group chat

Richie; ur joking

Ben; I wish she were

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