Hoes, it's been a pleasure. Also stay tuned for more info about my next book
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Time jump to where everyone's thee years into college. (Richie is still in duke, Eddie transferred from the community college to a college in Florida, stan still goes to duke, mike went to night school for two years and then moved to North Carolina to be near Stan, Bev is studying fashion in New York, ben is still going to sc-arc in California, bill knocked up his now wife and got a job at New York Times.)
Richie; so I was wrong about the last chapter being the last chapter... this is the last chapter.
Eddie; that's not fair! We aren't even in the same state
Richie; well I'm glad it's just you and me.
Eddie; I fucking miss you.
Richie; I miss fucking you too.
Eddie; what
Richie; I read that wrong. My bad
Richie; I miss you too!
Eddie; ok listen, I wanted to do this in person, and like after college n stuff but
Richie; are you breaking up with me?
Richie; who is she?
Richie; is she funnier than me?
Eddie; no, no. Listen, I love you so fucking much and I can't imagine my life without you. I know we've only been dating for four-ish years but I don't want to spend a day without you.
Eddie; Richie Tozier, will you marry me?
Richie; well this is convenient
Eddie; why?
Richie; I flew in to surprise you.
Eddie; you're in Florida?
Richie; surprise??
Eddie; when?
Richie; I landed like an hour ago
Eddie; where are you???
Richie; right outside your dorm
Eddie; wtf you weren't supposed to be coming until next month!
Richie; I took some time off of work. Now will you come and let me in
Eddie; shit yeah sorry. Omw
Richie; I love you.
Eddie; I love you too.
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Eddie walks down the flight of stairs descending to the hallway to lead to the door where Richie is. He was nervous. He had literally just asked this guy to marry him and he never got a yes or no.
Eddie walked down the hallway slowly. Scared out of his fucking mind. Shit shit shit shit shit.
Eddie opened the door to the outside where Richie was down on one knee in the rain.
"Edward kaspbrak, Eddie, my love, eds, will you marry me?" Richie asked holding up a ring, hair wet and in his eyes.
"You stole my fucking moment dipshit." Eddie said standing in the door way not going outside.
"Is that a yes?" Richie laughed not moving an inch from his place. If Eddie wanted to marry him he'd have to come and get it.
"It's a no." Eddie said laughing.
"Wait really?" Richie asked standing up and walking towards Eddie.
"No, you really think I don't wanna marry you? I legit just asked you to marry me." Eddie yelled softly.
"Oh yeah." Richie chuckled and picked Eddie up in his arms, kissing him.
"Can we go inside? I hate the rain, Rich."
"You just want to fuck me, don't you spaghetti." Richie put Eddie down entering the building
"Maybe."
"So, for the wedding, I call Stan as best man."
"Pathetic, I have two best men. I already asked them." Eddie mocked.
"I already asked Stan too."
"I asked Ben and mike four years ago." Eddie walked in front of Richie opening up the door to his suite to get to his room.
"Well, shit Eds. You must have had a lot of faith in us." Richie told Eddie.
"I still do."
"Woah save it for the wedding day babes." Richie laughed.
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richi3tozi3r; so I surprised eds at school today. We both proposed. I did it properly tho. He just did it over text. Smh. Anyway we're engaged now. Well we have been engaged for the past 4 hours, but we fucked a couple times... anyway, here's to the future babe @ eddiekaspbrak
eddiekaspbrak; hey! I didn't know you were coming to see me! I would have done it properly too if I'd had known!
hanscom; finally! Prepare for the best bachelor party ever @ eddiekaspbrak. @ hmike and I have been planning it for four years
eddiekaspbrak; it's gonna be so fun!!!! @ hanscom
billiamdenden; wow. Congrats guys!!!
stantheman; wtf Richie! Eddies been planning his bachelor party for four years and we've only been planning ours for 5 months! I thought you were better than this!
richi3tozi3r; don't worry, we are still better than them. @ stantheman
hmike; I beg to fucking differ! @ richi3tozi3r ben, Eddie and I are the best!
bevviebaby; akidiejen yay! I call going to both bachelor parties!!
richi3tozi3r; everyone's going to each of our parties, except ourselves ofc... is that makes sense. @ bevviebaby
