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Eddie; I kissed him
Ben; what?!
Mike; when?!
Ben; like I'm shook I just saw you
Eddie; were watching a movie
Mike; PORNNN
Eddie; fuck no
Ben; hahah
Eddie; it's some comedian or something
Mike; Donald Glover?
Ben; Ali Wong?
Mike; aziz ansari?
Eddie; John Mulany
Eddie; but we watched Ali Wong before him
Mike; lol so the kiss
Mike; how'd it happen?
Ben; yes the deets
Eddie; we were talking and he was all like eds what's wrong
Eddie; and I was all like I'm not gay
Ben; smh
Eddie; and then I was like I'm not gay but I like you
Mike; ok, there we go
Eddie; and then we were talking some more and I kissed him
Ben; yay
Eddie; then I climbed on his lap
Mike; beep beep beep beep back up.
Eddie; to where?
Mike; you fucking gave him a lap dance?
Eddie; NO!
Eddie; I was sitting on his lap and kissing him
Ben; mmk sure jan
Eddie; and he says Eds like 20 million times
Ben; like moans or like trying to get your attention
Eddie; trying to get my attention:(
Mike; hahah
Eddie; HE HAD THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO TELL ME TO SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
Eddie; ME!
ben; you must have really been going at it then
Eddie; I'm freaking out! Idk where I got the courage to do that! And
Eddie; he asked me on a date and I said yeah
Mike; ok, so he did ask you out
Eddie; yeah, that's what I just said
Ben; lmaoo
Eddie; he's acting all chill about it, I'm trying to too but like I'm freaking out
Mike; lol just tell him
Eddie; he's looking at me
Ben; probably because your texting us during his favorite comedian
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De TodoEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}