iMessage- Reddie ☼

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Batman- jaden Smith

Richie; what did you do?

Eddie; what do you mean?

Richie; why is Derrick breaking up with me over text? And why is he saying that he's moving

Eddie; idk

Richie; I know you know why. What did you do?

Eddie; I told him to leave you alone... and told him I was gonna tell the cops what he did to you

Richie; I already did! The cops won't listen!!!

Eddie; they listened to me

Richie; yeah, but they aren't gonna do anything

Eddie; stan made them do something

Richie; omg! Stan too?

Richie; you just want me to be alone

Richie; alone and unhappy

Eddie; he wasn't making you happy

Eddie; I can make you happy

Richie; I told you, I'm not gonna be that guy who switches between guys and is never single

Eddie; please! I want to be with you

Richie; I want to be with you too... but your mom doesn't want us to be together, I don't want you to leave again

Richie; at least Derrick stayed

Eddie; Derrick is evil. He's disgusting

Richie; he's not that bad

Eddie; yeah sure jan

Richie; I'm mad at you

Eddie; well I'm mad at you

Eddie; you can't just go running off to Derrick every time I don't answer you for two days

Richie; but-

Eddie; no, no buts.

Eddie; I get back home from the worst month of my life, pretending to not be in love with you, and you're with Derrick... again. After everything he has done to you.

Eddie; I fucking tell you that I love you and you leave

Richie; you don't get it

Eddie; AND THEN YOU GET MAD AT ME!!!! FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO ANSWER YOU FOR TWO FUCKING DAYS!!

Eddie; I WROTE YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY!

Eddie; every

Eddie; single

Eddie; day

Richie; I'm sorry

Eddie; and I get back and you're with that scum bag dick wad

Richie; language

Eddie; fuck you

Richie; I'm sorry

Eddie; no you're not

Richie; yes I am. You know I am

Richie; I never wanted to hurt you

Eddie; oops you lied again

Richie; ok ok so maybe at first I thought you were being a dick and just ignoring everyone and I was so fucking pissed

Richie; but I was mostly just hurt, so hurt the only way I thought I'd feel better was if I had a dick in me

Eddie; that's so stupid

Richie; have you met me? I'm the definition of stupid

Eddie; no you aren't

Richie; yes I am

Richie; I fucking broke up with the best human in the world because I was being stupid

Eddie; you were trying to save my family

Eddie; the thing you didn't know was that it isn't savable

Richie; see. I'm stupid

Eddie; stop

Eddie; you're perfect

Richie; then why do I feel like shit?

Eddie; because you stoped taking your meds

Richie; Derrick told me to stop

Richie; he said something like "it's gonna ruin your future"

Eddie; ok... I'm gonna go.

Richie; what? Why

Eddie; I'm gonna go get mike and mike's gun and shoot that bitch

Richie; then you'd be in jail

Eddie; I don't really care

Eddie; he's worse than Henry

Richie; not really

Eddie; Henry is physically mean not mentally

Richie; it doesn't matter I don't want to talk about it

Eddie; can you please take your meds

Richie; no

Eddie; for me? Please?

Richie; no

Eddie; for me and stan???

Richie; ugh fine.

Eddie; thank you

Eddie; now, I actually have to go.

Eddie; my mom... doesn't know I have this phone. Bye <3

Richie; awwe! You're so cute.