Dark red-Steve lacy
Idk if I already used this song in a previous chapter, but if I have I'm sorry I'm unoriginal:)
Stan; have you seen Richie?
Mike; no, have you seen Eddie?
Ben; have you seen my meme page?!?
Bev; baby, I think they are trying to be serious atm
Stan; yes, ben. We have all seen your meme page
Richie; it's not as good as mine
Stan; yo where are you babe? I didn't see you in mr.morgans class
Richie; I'm sorry sweetie, I'm at home
Mike; I'm sorry, what the fuck is going on here?
Eddie; yeah wtf
Bev; low key ship??
Bill; lmao Eddie, he might be cheating on you
Richie; dude wtf I'd never cheat on my spaghetti
Stan; yeah, only with him haha
Eddie; pfthaha that was one time
Mike; I'm still confused as to why Richie called stan sweetie
Richie; I'm sorry, you're right, stan prefers daddy
Stan; I do not!
Stan; we all know that's you!!
Eddie; lmao it's true haha
Ben; and where are you, Eddie?
Eddie; at Richie's
Mike; in broad day light?
Eddie; yeah
Bev; whatcha doin over there eds?
Richie; *clears throat* eh-hemm
Bev; eddie*
Richie: (:
Eddie; nothing right now
Stan; omg
Stan; they fucked
Mike; idk man
Ben; don't say that about our son!!
Bev; no, Stan's right. They probably did it long, deep and hard.
Richie; ok that's kinda personal information
Eddie; but you are right
Eddie; we fucked
Stan; ha! Mike bill owes me 20 bucks
Bill; aww
Mike; Richie, do we need to have... THE talk?
Richie; I know how sex works, Dad.
Ben; not THAT talk.
Eddie; omg you guys know you're not actually my dad right?
Richie; eddies a flaming homosexual
Eddie;... since when?
Richie; ah yes yes fu-fuck right there rich, oh! Yes!
Eddie; when did that happen?
Richie: ;)
Bev; I'm uncomfortable?
Ben; I know for a fact I'm uncomfortable, no question about it
Stan; like I'm happy for you guys but can u be gay somewhere else?
Mike; hahahah coming from the guy who loves dick more than Richie
Stan; well I don't need to think about Eddie moaning Richie's name
Mike; oh true u right haha
Richie; fine leave I'll just suck Eddie off while you guys are watching documentaries at school
Eddie; yeah have fun at school
Richie; ohmg! He's gonna- I'm gonna- jsjfisn bye
Stan; jsjfiekkw bye
Mike; Eddie!
Bill; I hate my friends
Ben; r00d
Eddie; bye bye bye bye bye bye bye!!!!!!
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CasualeEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}
