iMessage- Reddie ☼

You asked, we answered 73

yeah right- joji

RICHIE:

You good bro?

honestly... i dont really know haha. my mom started drinking again, so there is that.

Do u currently have a boner?

uh, no. but if you show me eddies cute little ass i can pop one right now ;)

What's your favorite thing about Eddie?

fuck- everything about him. his eyes and his sense of humor and his voice.. just everything about him makes me want to die

BRO WHYD YOU GO BACK TO DERRICK

i felt bad about what i did... so i went to derrick to get fucked as a way to sorta dull the pain in my heart.. and then it got worse..

Got milk bitch. Got beef? Got steak ho. Got cheese?

Yes, YEs, no, Yes.

How often do you and Eddie fuck

like.. often, i guess. how often do you and your s/o fuck?

Do you think I could provide for 17 alpacas?

I think you can do whatever you set your mind to. DREAM BIG, BABES!

Yeet or ya yeet

YA YEET! little brother jakey try to roast me. what? little brother standing on his own two feet? not for long...

Did you know you have a twin brother from another universe?

WTF!?! Dude, that's so fucking trippy. MAn, that explains so much.

how many times have you and eddie fucked?

too many to count. jk jk jk like 17-20 ish.

Hey! can you and eddie adopt my ugly ass?

BITCH UR BEAUTIFUL! also, no... well maybe in ten years when Eddie is a fucking sexy doctor and i win an emmy for lead actor in a comedy :)

lookin' like money bag?

money bag money bag

What's it like to fuck Eddie?

why are all these questions about fucking eddie? huh??? but to answer your question, its great.

was it weird the first time you and eddie fucked?

uh, yeah a little. it was awkward and a little uncomfortable at first...

whats your favorite vine?

fucking finally, an amazing question!!! i have a lot of favorites, but one i quote a lot is 'im nuts about these nuts, but im also nuts about my close good friends. MY CLOSE GOOD FRIENDS' by gabriel gundacker

do you take Adderall for your cool guy syndrome?

yes.

do you believe in zebras

do you believe in unicorns?

aight i didn't wanna be the one to ask this but WHO TOPS

who do you want to top, babe?? jk jk me... most of the time.

What's it like being tall

whats it like being short?

are you a top or a bottom cause apparently you like it in the ass but idk anymore.