iMessage- Reddie ☼

Its neato 44

buddy holly- weezer

yup thats right. i am posting twice today. woot woot woot woot... well, you won't see it till later, but I am...

-9:30 am-

Richie; do you mean that?

Eddie; yeah, of course, i mean that

richie; swear

Eddie; i swear

Richie; ok, i forgive you.

Eddie; thank fuck

Richie; but why cant you just say it?

Eddie; i dont really know. i do, i know i do, its just hard for me to say

Richie; youve said it before

Eddie; but its never really felt like this

Richie; aww thats so sweet

Eddie; anyway. I'm gonna tell my mom

Richie; no you fucking aren't

Eddie; I am!

Richie; I don't believe you

Eddie; you'll believe me when I'm living at your house

Eddie; because she'll probably kick me out

Richie; are you really gonna tell her?

Eddie; ah! Idk! What should I say?

Eddie; "hey mom I'm dating someone. And that someone happens to be a boy. And that boy happens to be richie."

Eddie; "and I'm not gay"

Richie; phahahahha yes. Just like that!

Eddie; that's what she said

Richie; omg the grasshopper has learned

Eddie; but Fr. What do I say

Richie; ask Stan

Eddie; he hasn't told his parents yet. Well he said he's dating someone but he's never said it's mike or that he's 100% gay

Richie; WHAT?! IVE BEEN LIVING A LIE

Richie; I'm gonna need to have a little chat with that boy

Eddie; no. You. Do. Not.

Richie; I won two pha q

Eddie; yo. Dude. Keep it in your pants

Richie; I want to keep it in your pants

Eddie; smh

Eddie; if my mom reads this shit

Richie; can I be there when you tell her?

Eddie; have you told your parents?

Richie; I told my dad I thought guys were hot in 4th grade. And I told my mom I was gonna marry a guy before she left.

Richie; they probably forgot

Eddie; don't tell them

Richie; why not?