iMessage- Reddie ☼

Too soon? 48

Ttylxox- Bella Thorne

I'm running out of songs so here is a shake it up song that had me bumpin back in the day.

Mike; I'm really worried

Mike; it's not like him to not answer his texts

Mike; and he wasn't at school today

Stan; I know.

Stan; but where is he

Bill; I feel really bad. I called him a dick

Bev; well, at the time we all thought he was being a dick

Mike; it's literally been two days since I've talked to him

Ben; I just checked his house. He still isn't home, neither is his mom

Stan; maybe she kidnapped him

Bill; you can't kidnap your own kid

Mike; yes you can

Ben; you could definitely kidnap your own kid

Bev; let's not think about that

Stan; should we call the cops

Mike; and say what?

Mike; our friend who was dating our other friend was forced to break up because his mother is homophobic and now he is missing

Stan; yeah

Ben; maybe not that exactly

Bill; we aren't calling the cops

Bill; just give it a little more time

Bill; Eddie is probably just hiding out and working through his feelings because he was dumped out of the blue in front of his mom with no explanation

Mike; doubt it, but ok

Mike; I have to go

Bev; k, see you at school tomorrow. Unless you pull an Eddie

Ben; Bev.

Bev; too soon?

Mike; just a little

Richie; a lot too soon

Stan; Richie! Baby! How are ya?

Bill; shit.

Richie; ya know, I'd be doing a lot better if people would stop talking shit when they think I'm not in a group chat

Bill; I'm sorry

Stan; Richie I know you're upset but you don't have to be an ass

Bev; are conversion camps still a thing???

Bev; cause his psycho  mom probably took him to one

Ben; makes sense

Richie; no. Those aren't a thing

Stan; are you sure?

Richie; uh yeah. I'm pretty sure

Bev; ok, it was just a theory

Richie; a shitty one

Stan; DUDE!

Bev; no, he's right. His mom wouldn't do that

Richie; he's probably being a whiny little bitch and crying to his mommy at his grandmas or some shit like that

Richie; fuck him. We shouldn't be worried about him if he can't even send one text back

Ben; sure Jan

Bev; Richie stop being a dick

Stan; fuck you, we're just trying to help.

Richie; don't. We don't need him

Ben; uh that's my best friend you're talking about

Ben; mike's too

Stan; and the love of your life

Bill; and the L in the Loser club

Bev; ok, we can all agree he wasn't the L he was more like the S or R

Richie; bye. I hate you all. Not lying. You are being insensitive hoes