Ninetails in Naruto! Oh well! BEING RE-WRITTEN

Do you know how disrepecting it is to calories to eat then throw up?!

So we got to the bridge and just.....were at the bridge? Anyway we went and Sakura sat down and watched the people build the bridge. Me on the other hand used my tails to help out cus I'm badass and I want EVERYONE on this dying planet to know. Also if I was human I wouldn't be able to do these cool things so I will enjoy it. Man,I love being badass and cool and not a Sakura.

So we were walking home from the bridge and picked up some food. It was really sad.....I mean damn.....that just....a lot less food I need to survive on for a DAY!! ( cus I'm fat in real life and in Wattpad anime fanfics.) Sakura punched a dude who tried to rob her probably to feed his starving family of 3 children and a sick mother but NOPE she just straight up punched him all the way to....uh....suna? *shrugs* idk. She just friggin punched the man but guess what? Yeah she gave candy (or drugs we all know Sakura isn't normal) to a kid!

We headed home and see naruto and sasuke (took all my will power not to type "sauce-gay" or "sausage") shoving there faces with food.....only to throw it back up. BRO THATS A HUGE AMOUNT OF DISRESPECT TO CALORIES!! I silently mourn the loss of precious calories as I walk up next to kakabaka (I used up all my will power on sauce-gay) and nodded when he told them it won't help them get stronger if they throw up all of the food they eat. Honestly I think it makes you weaker when you throw up...I've done it before and you feel like shit a couple seconds before,during and after. Then you just wanna die. Just curl up in a ball and die.

That night I curled around naruto and silently anime cried tears of animation as I continued to mourn the loss of calories that could have been digested.

It was a sad day/night.

( don't sue me plz I don't own naruto cus I don't have the talent to and even if I did it still doesn't belong to me or else Obito wouldn't of died)

(Hi peeps I finished another crappy chappy!)

(I'm also still working on making these chapters longer.... I don't think I've been putting enough anything into it....the chapters still seem to be the same length)

(Peace to whoever has enough free time to read this cringy trash 🙂）