Ninetails in Naruto! Oh well! BEING RE-WRITTEN

Training trip..?

So me and Naruto were just in the village doing our thing after I finally got out of the white room of terror. Then all of a sudden the Pervy Sage man comes and I instantly think they we're leaving the village. It seems that about 90 or more % of the time whenever he pops up to talk to us or get us to do something we are leaving the village.

I zoned out and then later found out we were going on a trip for training purposes or something. Get this, it's not going to be a couple days, weeks or even months! It going to be a YEAR MINIMUM! When did I consent to this shit? Naruto was excited for it while I shoot the Pervy Sage man a dirty look before following Naruto to his apartment to go pack, purposefully slapping him in the face with all of my tails as I turn, hard.

I smirk to myself in satisfaction as I hear him cry out in pain, no doubt holding his red face. This bullshit old man, just because y'all gonna classify me as some weird ass animal doesn't mean you don't need my consent to go on a training trip for a couple of years.

We get to Naruto's apartment and it's a mess. Like, I've been in the hospital for a couple of days (granted they were really long days but still) and your apartment is as messy as it was when I first laid eyes on the monstrosity a little less than a year ago?

So the entire time Naruto was packing, I was cleaning up the dump of an apartment he lives in. Every time he couldn't find something, I would find it in a pile of stuff somewhere. I'd give it to him (throw it at him) and continue cleaning. 30 minutes later everything was clean and Naruto was slipping on his shoes ready to leave with a fat backpack of shit (60% of it is probably instant ramen that won't last very long).

I follow him to the front gates where the Pervy Sage man is waiting for us with a still kinda red face. He gives me a dirty look that I gladly return. Naruto is oblivious to our dispute and we continue to a destination that only the Perv knows. We made up after I caught some fish in a river that evening and gave it to the perv since he didn't want the ramen Naruto brought.

I however, ate ramen with my dude Naruto, since I haven't had it in the longest time, being stuck in that white room of terror all these days. After that the humans got out their sleeping bags and I just slept on the floor next to Naruto like the loyal...pet? No, friend, yeah, the loyal friend I am.

I no own any anime plz no sue me
Y'all I'm so sorry this took so long-
So, uh it might take a long while for the next chappy since well, I'm going to decide if I wanna make a sequel or just continue with this book. Also, I'm lazy and need to rewatch the anime.