A forest! Of death! Lol no its just a place where lots of people die in a forest

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So like some lady comes slamming through the window and some banner with her name on it behind her. She says her name is Anko or whatever and that she be the proctor of the second exams. Ibiki tells her that she is hella early (11 minutes or something like that.) and she goes all red. Is it just me or does this chick give off the 'I'm drunk but still at work and suppost to be formal af' attitude?

So like we follow her to some forest that she calls " the forest of death"/training ground 44. She explains the rules and has all the kids that are really fucking bad at cheating sign wavers that basically say if the kid dies the village isn't to blame and no one gets sued.

While the kids are signing the papers and conversing amount themselves as if they won't need to kill each other for a scroll to pass a test in a few minutes Anko has me follow her into a room with a whole bunch of screens on the wall. The hokage is sitting on a roll-y chair. Anko leaves and the kids are released into the forest where lots of people die in.

Man, these kids would be in middle school in the real world. How fun would it have been to take tests like this in middle school instead of sitting in a awkwardly silent room as you bullshit a fuck load of answers that are 99.9999% wrong (and will probably fuck up your grades) for like 2 hours! These kids have it good.Do you know how much I would've enjoyed fighting and taking a test that the answers don't actually count as an exam?!

So like we are watching these kids take the exam and-HOLY SHIT IS THAT A SNAKE THIS TOTALY DESERVES CAPS LOCK!! Oh wait no it's just a human that has snake like characteristics (I can use big words 🙂) that just gave sasugay a hickey. See he is gay.  The hokage gives Anko who at some point came back into the room a look before she nods and leaves to do....something. Cut me some slack I can barely read words how tf am I supposed to read eyes of a human?! Forall I know he could have told Anko his shopping list or something...

Oh well *shrugs as sasuke screams in pain*


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