Written test?!

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So like this dude came up to the newbies and kept his distance from me. That's right run bitch run. The dude (who's name is kabuto) showed us this magic card trick that basically lets you stalk all the peoples' abilities and other crap. He kept looking at me in I want to say fear so I can look hella badass and lit but sadly it wasn't fear. *cries in corner* I actually don't know how to describe the look besides saying that he looked like a pedo's assistant but I'm a damn Pokémon in "ninja land" so uh....why you gotta look at me like that?

A little bit later some dude from the sound gets salty about how kabuto basically insulted the place he was most likely born,raised,and made the best memory's of his life in. I say kabuto deserved that blood spewing out of his mouth and those cracked classes and that humiliation of getting his ass kicked in front of everyone (including some rookies who didn't even try to help man).

Then some dude called Ibiki comes into the room and starts yelling at the sound dude who made the lamest excuse and said he fucking got "excited". I'm ded that's all you could come up with?! These people are lame. Humans are lame. I'm glad I'm no longer one of those lame puny ass things.

Then Ibiki decided to make everyone hate him more by giving us (the humans not me I get to watch as they fucking suffer *laughs loudly as hell rises behind me*) a fucking written exam! Everyone takes their ASSIGNED seats and begins. Bro you yell at some poor dude just to make some big scary entrance you give them a lame ass written exams when that have been training their asses off for COMBAT and then you give them ASSIGNED SEATS?!? This dude is just terrible. I'm glad I'm not human and this didn't have to happen to me.

I am currently sitting up front next to baldi-i mean Ibiki and watching the poor dudes suffer.

Naruto looks ready to take a Kunai and stab himself.

Can't wait to see what happens during this!


I no own any anime plz no sue me
I tried to make this at least a little longer I don't think it makes that much of a difference though....*sigh*

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