Batfamily oneshots.

Memes

Sorry I havent been writing proper story's lately, just pictures and questions. Here's some memes to make it up to you! some of them will have story's added to them.

Damian scrolled through this new devise known as a 'phone.' His father insisted that he had one in case of emergencies. He highly doubted he needed help.

"What's this Demon spawn?" Jason plucked the phone out of Damian's hands, turning it off then turning it back on. He snorted, then bust out laughing when he saw the screen savoir.

" Dick! " he yelled to his brother, as expected, the eldest immediately rushed into the room.

"Are you okay?" He asked.

Jason handed Dick Damian's phone, who was jumping to get it back.

"Dami, your screen savoir is grumpy cat?!"

Dick didn't even know why he was watching this, curled up in the living room couch, sick. His brothers and father were on patrol.

He sobbed horrible, grief stricken sobs.

"Why?!" He yelled to nothingness, the only other noise was his phone playing toy story 3 and the fire place crackling, lighting up the dimmed room.

Suddenly a small bing! Came from his phone, stopping the ending momentarily.

FBI: I see you crying through your front camera, but I don't even blame you. I'm crying too.

Dick looked around, still crying his heart out. He saw no one, maybe it was Alfred playing a trick in him.

Dick then replied:

Dick: I know it's so heartbreaking, do u wanna com and share the sadness together???

FBI: Sure why not, I'm getting pop corn.

Tim groaned to himself as he woke up to the real world and not his fantasy.

"I can't do it"

"What's the point?"

" I'm just going to get hurt anyways. "

"Life is bad to me."

" I wanna stay here. "

"Nope, I'm not getting up."

" Too late, looks like I have to get up. "

With a sigh, Tim dragged himself off of the bed and to his closet.

Her didn't even care anymore, he just wanted some coffee.

Don't really have a story for this one.

It was just funny.

Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian were forced by Bruce to visit the old people at the retirement homes so they could see 'the struggles of life.' As Bruce quotes it.

so far all of the old people complemented Dick for his charming looks, gave Jason a questioning look, hugged Tim, and squeezed Damian's cheeks.

They all hated it.

"You know what? I'm done!" Jason yelled, ready to punch some old people.

" maybe we should stick Bruce in here" Tim suggested.

For once, the others agreed.

An ancient looking lady rolled in her wheel chair to Dick, and hugged him.

Dick pulled away quickly and looked her straight in the face, bending down to be eye level with her.

"Little old lady with wheel chairs and blankets over their legs." He said in a low, ominous tone. " your not fooling me... Retired mermaids. " he growled, with a completely straight face like he was serious.

Jason and Tim were in stitches laughing and rolling around on the ground, causing quite a ruckus. Damian just looked around, confusion painted across his face.

And that was how the four brothers were kicked out of a retirement home.

Banded from ever going again in their entire life, even when they get old.

I'm telling you right now, I still have this fear and I'm 12 and should be a much better writer.

My life. Lol.

Hope you guys enjoyed that!!!