Chapter 1

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The song!!!! Do it! 

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"Uh, Gerard?" Mikey asked. "You just dropped something on the floor, are you gonna pick it up?" 

"Nah." Gerard answered. 

"What are you so busy doing that you can't even pick something up?" 

"I'm too busy being me!" Gerard said in a diva like tone. "You just don't get it." He sat down in a chair in front of the TV. 

Mikey gave in and picked it up. Gerard flipped through channel, after channel,  after channel,  after channel,  after channel,  after channel, until he threw the remote at the TV. 

"What?!" Mikey yelled. "Why did you do that?!" 

"I can't find Adventure Time!" He replied, folding his arms across his chest. "I don't even know why we pay for cable. Wait a second, why are you even here?!" 

"I've been here for three days!" Mikey explained. "I haven't left because I keep having to pick you after you!" 

"I don't need this!" Gerard said as he stormed up to his room and slammed the door. 

"I'll call your wife!" Mikey yelled form the bottom of the stairs. 

"She doesn't care, Mikey!" Gerard said in a teenage girl on her period tone. 

"You know what?!" Mikey said to himself. "I have had enough of this!" 

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*After two hours of searching the basement for a spell book that was put there by... Someone* 

"Okay." Mikey said to himself. "This one will give him a taste of his own medicine!" Mikey went up to Gerard's room, and found him sitting on his bed with his arms folded. "Gerardis! Divas! El MAKO MORA!" Mikey yelled, pointing a stick at Gerard. 

"Pft!" Gerard said. "What's that supposed to..." Then, he he fell over, and when he stood up, there were three other hims! "Mikey! What did you do?!" 

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