Colin was challenged to take Valerie out on a date. In fact, he would win if he could make her say yes. No need to actually go out.
But what Colin doesn't know is that Valerie has a past, not a dark one, but a bright and shiny one filled with unico...
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Everything was not okay. Far from it really.
The next day, after we were over our hangovers, Colin, Stacy, Dex and I decided that it would be good to pay Jeremy a visit and check up on him.
So we went to his house around one in the afternoon, totally not expecting what we saw.
"What happened to your hand?" I gasped as my hand automatically went to cover my mouth.
"Brain Tumour."
I grabbed a cotton ball from the table just next to me and threw it at him.
"Shut up."
The ball didn't even make it to his bed. No surprise there.
"No, seriously what happened?" Colin repeated walking towards his bed.
"Nothing really I just fell off my bed."
"Oh so you just randomly fell of your bed and broke your whole arm?" I put my hands on my waist to sound intimidating.
"Yeah, and its all your fault actually."
"Oh yeah, sorry for pushing you off your bed and breaking your arm Justin." I nod sarcastically.
"Don't call me Justin. When Colin called me I was in such a hurry to get to your place that my leg got tangled in the sheets and I fell on my wrist."
"Yeah, that totally sounds like my fault. Why didn't you tell me?"
"Well you didn't tell me that you were hooking up with Seth." He raised his eyebrows and challenged me to answer.
"I didn't?" I mock surprise.
"No you didn't." He spoke flatly.
"I wonder why?" I pause for a beat before adding in a slightly sharper tone, "Must be because I wasn't hooking up with him."
This time he threw the apple in his hand towards me. I missed it by a nanometer making it hit Stacy on the face.
"Bitch." She mutters before throwing the half eaten apple at Jeremy. He catches it and takes another bite. Gross.
"Sorry kids. But could you possibly come back later. We're supposed to go to the hospital for a check up." Jeremy's mom pokes her head in.
"It's alright. We were on our way out anyways." Dex replied immediately.
Dex had started behaving differently towards J's mom. Why? Because Dex and I once accidentaly walked in on J's mom and our Coach having sex in the boys locker room. We were leaving after detention when he realized he forgot his shoes in the locker room. We still haven't told J or his mom that we saw them.
I was planning on blackmailing the coach and getting out of Gym but Dexter stopped me. Something about morals, friendship and confrontation. Honestly I just think he likes seeing me get tortured in Gym.