SnowBaz Oneshots

One Surprising Day- Part 1

Okay, So This One Is Going To Be If Simon And Baz Could A Baby. However, I'm Going To Change It Up. Usually It Is Simon Who Gets Magically Pregnant, Which Makes Sense, But I'm Going To Make It Where Basil Is The One To Get Pregnant! Hope You Enjoy! Bye!

--Me

*Simon's POV*

"You know I live here too, right?" Penny questioned, irritated, me as she came into the kitchen. I tilt my head innocently, even though I know exactly what she is talking about. "Don't give me that look, Simon. I know you and Basilton haven't had a lot of 'alone time' lately, since Basil has been in uni most days and gets back exhausted. However, that doesn't give you an excuse to do that while I'm still here! If you two just had to do all of that, you had multiple options! You could've stayed at his dorm! Or gotten a room in a motel for the night. Even just asked me to stay late at the library! I would rather stay there forever, than listen to everything between these thin walls! Merlin, I even tried to put my earbuds in, at full volume, but I could still hear you two!" Penny scolded me. I flinched under her intense glare. "I-I'm sorry?" I say, rather questioningly though. She folds her arms and waits till she hears something she wants to hear. She always does this when I don't do something right. Not that I am mad about it, I know Penny loves me. She just also has her limits to what she can forgive and forget about. Apparently, what Baz and I did pushed the limits too far. "Look, Penny, I'm not actually that sorry. Baz and I, as you put it, haven't had any 'alone time' together in almost a month. Last night, and the next three days, are the only time Baz isn't in uni for Merlin knows how bloody long! I know we could've asked you to leave, but try putting yourself in my position. Like every time Micah comes to visit? That was how it felt, how it feels." I plead with her. She softens and a small smile works it's way onto her face at the mention of her American boyfriend. "Fine. Okay. Just please next time choose one of your other options! Though I'm already scarred for life after last night." Penny teases. I smile at her and agree to her terms. "Breakfast?" She asks as she sets the table. "I was thinking eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, and scones." I answer her as I grab the ingredients needed for each thing. "Don't you think that is a lot of food just for one meal?" Penny teases. I smirk and say, "Well I am very tired and need to rebuild my energy back from last night." I immediately get a smack to the back of my head, and a angry huff from my best friend. I laugh and start cooking.

*Baz's POV* (The Next Day)

"Darling, wake up. Wake up." I faintly hear Simon say as he shakes my shoulders. I blink my eyes open and see a very concerned Simon hovering over me. "Thank Morgana! You are finally awake!" He screams as he pulls me into a rather violent hug. "Yes? What are you talking about?" I ask him. He tilts his head like a dog, then says slowly, "Baz, you slept all day yesterday." What's he talking about? I'm sure that yesterday I didn't sleep, thanks to uni in the morning, and Simon at night. "No, I didn't. You of all people should know that I defiantly didn't sleep all day yesterday." I say with a knowing smirk and a wiggle of my eyebrows. Simon smacks my arms lightly, but continues to keep a serious composure. For once. "Baz, we did that Tuesday. Today is Thursday, Darling." He takes my hand and curls into a ball on top of me. 'It's can't be Thursday.' My mind tells me. But I know it wrong, Simon wouldn't lie to me. And I always know when he tries to pull a joke on me. "I guess I got better, speaking as it was able to knock you out for 24 hours." Simon says proudly. 'Idiot' is all I think as I push him onto me, making him land on the floor. He bursts into laughter, clutching his sides because of the lack of air. "Baaaaz! Come on! That was funny!" He chuckles in between laughs. "Whatever, Snow." I mumble. He still hears it. "Snow? Did you just call me Snow? That's it, I was going to show you a surprise, but not anymore." He grumbles as he stands and walks towards the door. "Don't make stupid jokes, and I wouldn't call you Snow. Come on, what was the surprise? If you are 'so much better' than you deserve to show me whatever you had planned." I say. I walk over to him and wrap my hands around his waist. I start to lean down to kiss him, but as soon as my head tilts, my head starts to pound. I wince inwardly, not wanting Simon to see my pain. I decide to ignore my headache and continue with Simon out of the bedroom. "Fine, I'll show you. But it's only because I was really excited to show you!" He concedes. I smile through the pain and let go of him. He immediately grabs my hand and pulls me into the kitchen. I covers my eyes with his free hand, making my smile from his excitement. "Ta-Da!" He yells as he uncovers my eyes. The kitchen is filled with dozens of different foods. I look at Simon, smiling and still waiting for my reaction, and back to the buffet of meals. The smell overwhelms me, my eyes bulge out from seeing it all, and I run into the bathroom before I can puke all over it.