School of Monsters

Chapter 13

I'm writing this on my phone so it won't be as the normal bad quality. Anyways, sorry for taking so long to update. *mild swearing*

Waving goodbye to Mr. Uchiha, I walked out of the classroom, clutching the paper to my chest.

I made my way down to Kakashi's class, trying to shove my homework in my school bag as orderly as I could.

His class was the usual sort of deal. Watch a video for education since your teacher is lazy as shit.

My next class was art, and I didn't know anyone in my specials class, except for rock Lee but I wouldn't count him. I would count Kabuto if he didn't sprout up and then disappear like my father did on that cold Christmas eve. Damn, when was my humor so dark?

The art teacher, Miss Anko, explained we were going to do pottery with partners.

Anko looked like a mix between naga and siren. Everyone just called her a siren though, since she was apparently offended when she was considered naga.

Her bottom half was of a snake, but she had a silk like material attached to her forearms. The same material was on the sides of her tail, and she even had the end of a sirens tail. Despite this, she still walked on land and didn't breathe through gills.

Her faded lavender hair was pulled up into a ponytail and she had dark piercing golden eyes.

She wasn't that intimidating at first, but she was really weird, almost cutting my head off with a literal paintbrush.

I didn't choose my partner immediately, just waited for everyone to get with their friends.

Anko noticed me sitting alone, not attempting move. I watched her smirk, slithering over to me.

"It seems you don't have a partner."

"Good job, you have eyes" I replied, my sarcastic side slipping out slightly. Damn it, I was hoping not to get into Amy trouble this year.

I heard her laugh, staring into her eyes was weird.

"You can work with Sai. Both of you tend to do this every time partner work is assigned." She slithered off after that, leaving me to figure out who the fuck Sai was.

A kid with short black smoothed down hair sat down in the desk.

How he did that became more of the mystery, as his features looked similar to a sphinx's appearance.

His bottom half was a black colored lion, which was rare to say. He didn't have a serpent tail, instead was a normal lion tail. He also had the eagle wings, but instead of being brown and yellow and stuff, they were dark brown and black and grey.

"You Sai?" I asked.

"That would be correct. Are you
... Dickless?" He replied.

This

Fucking

Prick

I resisted the urge to punch the stupid smile off the bastards face.

"It's Naruto to you, asshole" I corrected him, almost busting a vein in my forehead.

"I will enjoy working with you, dickless." He smiled. He. Fucking. Smiled.

I snapped my pencil in half, the snapping noise it made resonated throughout the room. Due to the fact some of the cybrids in the room had sensitive ears, the entire class glared at me, but almost immediately stopped when they saw how angry my expression was and where all of it was being focused.

"You know what? Fuck you. I'll complete this on my own. Go back to wherever you came from, dickweed." I snapped.

Focusing my energy back onto designing the pot or vase I was meant to create. I continued drawing, even with the broken pencil.

My actual vase design was good, but I had ended up filling 10 other pages of my notebook with drawings of multiple ways I could murder Sai.

Finally, the bell for lunch rang. Anko had seen all of my drawings of dead Sai, and just laughed to herself.

I decided against staying in the cafeteria after getting my lunch. I said I quick hello to my friends and then dismissed them, heading for Sasuke's classroom.

Knocking on the door, I heard Sasuke's voice tell me to come in. His spell was down, and honestly it made me feel real special to know his greatest secret.

"You aren't normally here for lunch. What do you want?" He started.

"Didn't feel like being in the cafeteria today" I could tell he wasn't convinced.

"Ugh, fine. There's this fucking prick-"

"Watch your profanity" Sasuke interrupted.

"I thought you wanted to know why I'm in your room?" I smirked.

"I hope you know I'm only saying that as a teacher. Its my natural reaction. Continue"

"Anyways, this guy was a prick. We were supposed to be partners for this art project" I took a bite of food and continued talking "but he straight up called me do dickless and smiled throughout the entire thing." I swallowed "I snapped a pencil in half with no effort and I swear I almost popped a vein. I was so close to knocking that grin off his face. I made like 10 different fucking drawings depicting his death." I finished.

"So now you're avoiding making a pancake out of his face by hiding out in my room."

"He should be the one fucking hiding."

Sasuke sighed and rubbed his forehead. I took another bite of food.

"Come on." Sasuke said suddenly. I followed him, finding myself in the teachers lounge.

"Why are we here?" I asked.

"I need to eat too, dimwit." I didn't think teachers were allowed to call students dimwits, but then again me and Sasuke's relationship wasn't really student teacher anymore. We're more like friends than anything else.

We stayed in the teachers lounge a while, and I noticed that when Orochimaru slithered in with Manda by his side, which I'm still not sure was legal, I noticed how Sasuke sent him a glare. It was weird to say the least.

Going to Orochimaru's class, I came in contact with Kabuto again. I decided to ask him if Sasuke had something against the naga.

"They have a small history, though it is not my business to share. I wish you a nice afternoon, Naruto."