Is it bad that when I hear his name I can imagine him dancing to the song "bubblegum bitch"? Or even "Candy Store"? No? Okay good. Request by NdragonEyes and it is STORYTIME!!!
It was Valentine's Day, the only day where it wasn't socially acceptable to eat mounds of chocolate and candy without being frowned upon by both the public and your friends. So basically: you and your boyfriend were in hog heaven. You could eat as much candy as your stomach can bare, and that's hella lot.
You both sat in your house, lunging on the couch. You had about the eleventeenth bag of little candies in between the both of you. You just sat there, blankly zoning out in your own minds and eating candy all the while. You were both in sugar crash and starting to feel a little bit sick. But this was a normal Friday night, just adding a few more bags. Why? Because Valentine's Day. 'Tis the season to get diabetes. Fa la la la la la la.
This is around the time where you're kind Stop so fu ctioning correctly and you become an ignorant child for about an hour. Like a child getting their wisdom teeth removed and high off of laughing gas. But just toned down a bit. After a million reese's cups you were hitting it. You grab your boyfriend's wrist and the orange haired man looks you in the eye.
"Gaius, would you love me even if I get fat off of all this candy?"
Gaius simply chuckled, taking his fingers and entwining them with yours. He pressed his stick lips to your forehead, leaving a chocolate lip print on your forehead. Don't worry, it's like lipstick for girls but made of chocolate. You smelled the chocolate too. It was great. Gaius smiled sweetly, suavely, and almost seductively at you. In a whisper voice he reassured your practically drunken worries.
"I would love you no matter how much candy we eat. But if you steal my starbursts I will have to kill you."
You smiled, perfectly content and blissful with your life. You reach in the bag and grab a small Hershey's. You unwrap it and pop it into your mouth, feeling the chocolate melt on your tongue with the saliva inside your mouth. Yeah, you wouldn't be done with this chocolate for a little while.
Not before you pass out from a candy coma.
Christ only 400 Words?! I suck! I'm sorry for being a huge disappointment. Gaius isn't really my best character. I tried. I'm sorry.
Also if you've noticed my updates aren't frequent as normal, yet still daily, it's because I just started school and I'm stressed and depressed (not the mental disorder, just feeling sad. I say depressed to emphasize a pint, show the passion that I got. I am passionate a lot.) and feeling blue. So I dont want Sayori hanging around you
Love you guys! Sorry for being literal Pegasus dung.
~Eva
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