I sit down at the table and start to eat the coco krispies I had just poured. soon after Calum walked in. peppy as usual.
"hello Lana. how are you on this grand morning." he said "fuck off." I said and took another bite of my cereal. I have kind of been in a crappy mood ever since I got our of the hospital. could you tell? "are you in a bad mood?" He asked "how could you tell?" I said "well why on earth are you down?" He asked "why on earth are you so fucking peppy?" i ask he just gave me a concerned look while pouring a cup of coffee. "fine. I'm just so depressed I guess you could say. because I can't do anything. I can't go yo work. I can't do anything. I'm an adult not a bored 13 year old. I mean I am able to do stuff, stupid stuff. am I'm stuck here doing nothing. I feel like a stale old price of bread. I aint going no where looking and feeling like this." I said. it all was true. I mean I am stuck here because I had a night full of shitty mistakes, but I don't want to be a stale price of bread. I want to be a soft tasteful price of bread. I guess I just need to wait another week to be... "moist".
"so what are doing today?" I asked "I think I'm gonna go to the library. there's a hot new librarian who they just hired. so yeah. I think you can tell what I-" he said but was cut off by me. " yes Calum I do. I bet she's very interested in sexy Asians like you." I said with a smile. I think everyone in the house knew Calum hated it when people called him "Asian". his face turned a bright shade of pink. "Lana mother fucking Benward. I am not Asian. I am kiwi. say it with me K-I-w-iii. now you say it." he said "I'd like to punch you in your kiwi." I said "well. good thing your words don't mean a thing. and I am still in my peppy mood. I'm gonna go to my sexy libraian now." he said "it sounds like a porn star." I said "a true man never tells the secrets of a lady." he said l and than walked away.
I walk into my room and pull out my phone. I have a message from Calum. a picture message. I love getting picture messages they're like depressing presents. I click it and there is picture of the librarian. I guess she is a little pretty. but looks like a slut. I start to play flappy bird. shortly after Michael hops in. " your peppiness saddens me." I said and returned to my game. "okay. I guess you don't want McDonald's." he said and got up. but I grabbed his hand before he could make it to the door. "desperately. please get me five big macs. with two extra large fries. a cone dipped in chocolate and a Pepsi. No a coke." I said and returned to my game. " I regret coming in here." he said as he left the room.
"Lana! get your fat ass in here! foods here to make it even fatter!" screamed Luke. I got up and walked toward the kitchen. Michael handed me three bags my soda and my ice cream. "can you store the ice cream in the freezer?" I asked "fine. but it's the last time I'm paying for your food. you know how much I spent? I spent 21.83. all together. but still. you had a large part of that." he said I took the bags and headed for the tv. I turned on Jersey Shore. and started to eat.
I walked into the kitchen and grabbed my ice cream. "Lord. did you eat every thing?" Michael asked "yep." I said. I was almost stuffed , the ice cream should seal the deal. "Lana. I think you might be a man." said Michael I just have him a look "how so?" I asked "the eating. I mean. who the hell can eat. the Mich and still be hungry?" He asked "me." I said and walked away to watch some tv.
I walked into the kitchen and saw Ashton. "hello." I said and took a banana. "hello Lana. I heard that you are a man?" He said " just have the appetite of a man." I said and bit the banana. "so, what are you gonna do till you go back to work." he asked "I don't really know. I think the only thing I can do is watch tv." I said "true. well you will be at work soon and everything will be okay again. it just takes a couple crappy day to make a few happy days." he said "did you just rhyme?" I asked "yeah. and the weird thing is it was a pretty good rhyme." he said. I had to admit. it was a pretty good rhyme. "I guess. okay well I'm gonna continue with my crappy day." I said.
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payback
FanfictionLana is in a tight position in her life she barely has an apartment to live in. she is thinking of moving back home to Australia and living with her best buds Ashton, Calum, Michael, and Luke. but her and Luke are not on good terms. the last time th...